Archive for June, 2010

The Nick Lachey Effect

You know it’s true: there’s always that one guy at school who’s so hot you think he was some secret Brad Pitt/Angelina love child. Where did he come from? How is he so perfect? Does he have a single brother?

Wait, WHAT? THAT’S HIS BROTHER?! How is that even possible? How are they related? Do they have different dads?

We at CollegeCandy like to call this genetic unpredictability “The Nick Lachey Effect.” Basically, the brothers may look alike, but somehow one is WAY hotter than the other.

It’s mind bottling.

Sucks for the ugly sibling, right? Yeah, imagine if you’re the ugly sibling to Brad Pitt, one of the sexiest men in the world. Everyone on earth knows who your better looking brother is. Everyone knows you sort of look like him, at least enough so people know you’re related. But is it enough so you can have six babies with bombshell, Angelina Jolie? Nope. You’re just Doug, Brad Pitt’s brother, Real Estate Agent. The Ugly Brother. Gah! It’s enough to keep you up all night, tormented about how you got the sh*t end of the genetic stick.

I wouldn’t really know how that feels, 1) because I’m not famous, 2) because I don’t have famous siblings, and 3) because I’m definitely the cutest, but I imagine it’s gotta be pretty hard for some of these celebrity bros. Read More »


Budget Stylista: Tote Your Stuff in Style

Summer means beach. Beach means sunscreen, snacks, beach reads, magazines, a towel, a wallet, two pairs of sunglasses (you need some smaller ones so you don’t get those ridonk tan lines), a change of clothes, more snacks…

Basically, a whole lot of crap.

Crap means I need a big ass purse, and by that I mean I’m totes in love with totes that hold all my crap to get me to the beach (even though I still always manage to forget something important….). Instead of dragging your everyday purse to the beach or worse, your mom’s ugly “Acapulco 1992″ straw bag with the sticky sunscreen stains on the bottom, pick up one of these super cute, cheap, totes-cute totes for summer!

And if you’re feeling really creative, create one of LL Bean’s custom-made tote bags. You can pick any of their famous totes (great deal, great size, durable, adorable… it’s no wonder everyone loves them) and pick the colors, the strap length, the shape, etc. to make it all your own. For cheap! Read More »


WTF Friday: Joe Barton Loves Oil, Hates the Planet

OK, so here’s the scoop. There’s a massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico right now. It’s wreaking havoc on the planet, on the economy, and harming really cute birds and turtles and other things that live in the ocean. And BP has thus far been unable to stop it.

For over 60 days we have watched as more and more oil leaks into our waters and spreads to the shorelines on multiple coasts. And Obama is mad. Really mad. So mad that he’s put his foot down and told BP to set up a $20 billion fund to repay those affected by BP’s major blunder.

It’s like those signs in fancy stores full of fancy, delicate sh*t: You break it, you buy it.
Makes sense, right? Read More »


The Internet is Making Me Angry: My 5 Online Pet Peeves

While I love the Internet for giving us Facebook, AIM and the ninja way of downloading music without getting caught, there are still some things about going online and the web that I could do without. I’ve noticed that since I’ve been going on the web 24/7 for work and internships, I’ve been getting angry.

Really angry.

And here are just 5 of the things that make my want to throw something. Like my Macbook. But I stop myself, because it’s not her fault. And she’s just so pretty and shiny and wonderful… Well, when that rainbow beachball pinwheel thing doesn’t pop up every 3 minutes.

1. Those who don’t properly utilize the BCC
Come on, people. BCC was invented for a reason and that reason was to eliminate the firestorm of emails that comes from those morons who can’t tell the difference between “reply” and “reply to all.” Don’t risk getting 150 emails (50% of which are people complaining about those who reply to all) in response to your “Sunday Funday” email invitation and just use the BCC. PLEASE.

2. Those who don’t know the difference between “Reply” and “Reply to all”
See above. You’re making lots of enemies, reply-to-all-ers. Watch your back. Read More »


The CC Weekly Weigh In: Awkward Work Moments

This past Halloween my friends and I decided to put on our costumes early and head over to a bar to watch some college football. Fast forward to 3pm: I’m drunk, dressed up as Rainbow Bright and smoking cigarettes on the street while my male friend jokingly shoved his hand up my skirt. Nothing too out of the ordinary…until a business associate – someone I had just had a very important meeting with on Friday and was planning on a follow-up on Monday – happened to walk by. And recognize me.

Yeah, Monday was a little uncomfortable.

It’s not uncommon for awkward situations to come up at work. There are so many rules, regulations and requirements, that it’s no surprise when something goes awry and things get very uncomfortable very fast. This week I reached out to CollegeCandy writers, friends and fans to find out their most awkward or embarrassing work story. And what I heard is enough to make you want to quit working all together.

Rachael – University of Miami: My first two years of college, I spent my summers as a “beauty consultant” at CVS (I sold makeup). Because the Beauty girls all dressed in black, not everyone realized we worked there, but for some reason the people who did figured we knew everything about the store and its products. One man spent a good five minutes telling me about his rectal bleeding problem before he paused long enough to let me explain that I only worked in cosmetics. I’m honestly not sure who was more embarrassed as I directed him to Pharmacy.

Nina – Michigan State University: At one of my internships, I swear one of the interns sitting near me had “bodily functions” going on ALL THE TIME. And when my boss walked past, he’d wrinkle his nose and look at me strangely. I couldn’t tell him it was HER… sooo awkward! Read More »


Candy Dish: Happy as a Clam? Try Happy As a Goose…

This is one happy goose. (Major cuteness ahead.)

I KNEW her boobs looked bigger!

Eminem is not a homophobe.

Does this make anyone else feel uncomfortable?

7 ways to feel happy right now.

Need a wardrobe refresher? Raid the BF’s closet.


Duke It Out: Porn

[It's pretty obvious that the average CollegeCandy reader has some very strong opinions. Opinions that she likes to share with everyone on the site. We love a strong woman (unless she happens to be charging at us with her fists raised), so we thought we'd give her a real forum to discuss her thoughts, feelings, and perspectives. Every Friday I'll be featuring a hot topic (like the internships! ) and leaving it up to you, the readers, to duke it out. So, read it and get your debate on in the comments section below!]

Having gone to a liberal arts college in NYC, it really wasn’t any big surprise to me that a) there were exactly four straight males in my entire school b) there were a lot of “angry feminist” types hanging around in any class even vaguely related to gender or romance. As such, I got to sit through a lot of empowering vs degrading arguments about everything from Voltaire to Batman, and you wanna know what topic comes up the most often? Porn. Yep, the battle has raged, well basically since cavemen first figured out how to draw boobs on their walls and this week, for no apparent reason, the issue came up in congress. Seems like it’s about time we put our vote in on this one, ladies! Read More »


Candy Dish: Which Stars Have The Best Bods?

Some of these might surprise you….

Add a little color to that neutral wardrobe.

Whoa, look at Jillian Michaels in high school.

Holy crap! Look at those abs!

Padma Lakshmi’s got interesting taste in men.

WTF happened to Jeremy  London?


Coupled. And Making The World A Better Place

About 3 weeks ago, David and I were laying in bed on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon, nursing epic hangovers from a Happy Hour that lasted far too many hours. After eating an entire pizza and deciding we were too lazy even to go rent a movie, we channel surfed, trying to find something we could both agree on. Naturally we settled on a marathon of Flip This House (can anyone ever get enough of Armando Montelongo? C’mon, just saying his name puts me in a great mood).

Anywho, while watching, we had our usual conversation about how awesome it would be to flip a house. All the demolition and repairs (and interior decorating, hello!) almost had us salivating at the idea (or maybe it was just the leftover pizza crusts, hard to tell). We both agreed that it would be incredibly cool to flip – nay – build a house from scratch. But who in their right mind would allow two completely inexperienced college kids masquerade as architects/carpenters/interior designers?

Enter Ty Pennington. Well, kind of. An Extreme Home Makover: Home Edition marathon was starting on the next channel, and after crying intermittently for 2 hours, David suggested we volunteer to build a house. This way, we’d get to help a family in need and if we screwed anything up while building, we wouldn’t have to actually live there (he was kidding. I think). Read More »


Fashion Porn: Black and White Get it On!

With so many summer colors and patterns to choose from this year, it’s hard to know what to pair them with. While you could pair the bright yellows, pretty pastels or the super popular turquoise with denim, khaki or another solid neutral, the bold black and white prints available this season are a more interesting way to go.

There are many interesting black and white items to choose from, on everything from shoes to headbands to rompers.  This year they can be found on black and white prints in the form of stripes, florals, an abstract print and many, many more interesting patterns.  Additionally, white items with black accents, or black items with white accents are a super cute way to wear this combination.  With so many black and white items to choose from, who needs to live in Technicolor? Read More »