Lady Gaga Goes Guy…and Other Weird News

By Alexandra Gehringer

Lady Gaga convincingly cross dresses for the September issue of Japanese Vogue, leaving many wondering if there is yet some fact behind those penis rumors. (Fact: she makes a better looking dude than a lady.) One man who might be interested in sleuthing around Gaga’s intimates for answers is England’s infamous panty thief, Ian Stafford.  The former mayor and hobbit-like creature of a man was nabbed for breaking into women’s homes and stealing their underwear….how charming.

Another upright citizen of note is Anna Chapman, real-life Russian spy.  She’s also heading to jail, though her crimes include stealing information from policymakers, handing off sketchy bags of cash, and bringing back the invisible ink craze of 1998.  Finally, Twilight: Eclipse released this week, reminding everyone that Twi-hards are a scary group of people.  Read as one girl tries to rationalize her obsession with all things pale and sparkly.