88 Signs It’s Time to Leave The Bar

July 8, 2010 2:00 pm     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa  Candy -- NYU g+ page


By Candy

There comes a time in every young woman’s life when she looks at her roommate laying on the bathroom floor at the bar and says to herself “it’s time to take her to the hospital home.” Of course there were signs all night that it wasn’t going to end well. Such as when she went outside to boot and rally. Or when she wrestled some stranger’s phone out of his hands (she dropped hers into a pitcher of beer) so she can call her high school ex. And of course there was that moment when she was standing on top of a wobbly table singing some song that sounds like a mix between Journey and Piano Man.

Does none of this sound familiar to a night at your school? Well just check out the photos below and try to remember that if you ever see anything like that in real life, it’s time to take your friend home…and put a garbage can next to her bed.

[Click on the photos for even MORE drunkeness]

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Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-5-101Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-6-112Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-8-134Drunken-Girl-Shamings-3

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-9-145Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-10-2Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-12-24Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-16-64

Drunken-Girl-Shamings-5Drunken-Girl-Shamings-8Drunken-Girl-Shamings-4Drunken-Girl-Shamings-6

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-25-74Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-24-73Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-27-76Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-28-77

Drunken-Girl-Shamings-10Drunken-Girl-Shamings-11Drunken-Girl-Shamings-9Drunken-Girl-Shamings-12

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-29-78Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-30-80Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-31-81Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-32-82

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-49-100Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-50-102Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-54-106Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-68-121

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Drunken-Girl-Shamings-22Drunken-Girl-Shamings-23Drunken-Girl-Shamings-24Drunken-Girl-Shamings-25

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Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-97-153Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-98-154Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-99-155Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-100-3

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-95-151Drunken-Girl-Shamings-32Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-87-142Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-103-6

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-113-17Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-114-18Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-115-19Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-116-20

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-117-21Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-118-22Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-105-8Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-149-56

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-121-26Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-122-27Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-123-28Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-124-29

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-125-30Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-126-31Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-127-32Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-128-33

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-129-34Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-130-36Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-131-37Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-132-38

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-133-39Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-134-40Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-135-41Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-136-42

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-137-43Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-138-44Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-139-45Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-140-47

Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-141-48Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-142-49Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-143-50Passed-Out-Drunk-Girl-144-51

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19 Comments on "88 Signs It’s Time to Leave The Bar"

  1. Cassidy says:
    Thu, 8th Jul 201010:13 am 

    I think those pictures are just kind of sad and pathetic…not funny…

  2. Lizzie says:
    Thu, 8th Jul 20101:23 pm 

    Wooooooow.

  3. Vicki says:
    Thu, 8th Jul 20101:48 pm 

    I agree with Cassidy. If they're at that point, I think that they need more than to just go home… as in maybe actually the hospital.

  4. Kelly says:
    Fri, 9th Jul 20102:40 am 

    This post disgusts me. CollegeCandy should not be posting photos of random people that were clearly taken without their consent. No, getting drunk enough to pass out is not a free pass to have your picture taken. These girls could have serious problems. A few of them could also just be sleeping.

  5. Bignified says:
    Fri, 9th Jul 20105:27 pm 

    Very funny, but you need a different title, as none of these girls were pictured at a bar.

  6. Jennifer says:
    Sun, 11th Jul 20104:01 pm 

    I have to agree with Kelly, CollegeCandy should not be encouraging taking advantage of a drunk girl in anyway, and that includes taking embarrassing pictures of them in their less than perfect state.

  7. paula says:
    Sun, 11th Jul 201010:45 pm 

    hahah this is funny! just chill out and revel in the stupid things people do. sure, some of them probably have a problem and that itself isn't funny… but these photos are hilarious! definitely time to go home!

  8. Therese says:
    Sat, 17th Jul 201010:17 am 

    So… how many of these girls have died from alcohol poisoning?

  9. Charlotte1776 says:
    Thu, 5th Aug 20107:05 am 

    Drunks of any age, and especially underage ones, thoroughly disgust me. They don't deserve a single ounce of respect from anyone, and I applaud anyone who would publicly shame these deadbeats. They deserve it 100%.

  10. Samantha says:
    Fri, 13th Aug 20101:22 am 

    This is my first and now certainly my last time ever coming to this disgusting site. I hope one on these girls sues you and shuts your pathetic excuse for a site down.

  11. Anna says:
    Fri, 13th Aug 20104:52 am 

    Hey Samantha, if you do like it, DON'T COME BACK. No one will miss you!

  12. Errrr says:
    Sun, 15th Aug 20108:34 am 

    Mmmm, looks like a bunch of sleeping people. So exciting. So exciting that I think I'll go sleep now…yeah.

  13. TOMTOM says:
    Thu, 19th Jan 20126:28 pm 

    yeah saman-THA

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