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Archive for July, 2010

7 Reasons You Should Never Date a Bro
hen you think of Megan Fox, a lot of words probably rush to mind: hot, rich, talented, eccentric, lucky, sexy, gorgeous, every man’s fantasy. Well, BroBible.com is telling us this isn’t quite the case, listing 10 reasons why they deem the starlet “un-dateable”. Well, guess what, guys? Looks like you’re sporting some serious deal-breakers, too.
I Love Your Style: Taylor Momsen
As you may have come to notice, I seem to have an affinity towards style icons that dress like they’re a little peeved about something. And Taylor Momsen is the queen of the peeve. While 17-year-old Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl has a few things to be angry about (namely, playing second fiddle to her perfect brother and bombshell step-sister), I’m not exactly sure what’s getting Taylor’s panties (when she wears them, that is) in a bunch.

Candy Dish: The After-Date Rules, According to Guys
• Do NOT do this after a date.
• Susan Sarandon cougars it up. Work it, girl!
• Rachel Uchitel quits rehab.
• Justin Timberlake says no to American Idol.
• Cute stuff coming at The Limited!
• Wyclef for president?
Web Spy: Beauty Story
I am completely obsessed with shopping for beauty products. Lipsticks and eyeshadows and mascaras (oh my!) are my guilty pleasures (OK, just some of my MANY guilty pleasures, right up there with brownie sundaes and True Blood). I literally have entire shelves and drawers dedicated to my vast collection of body lotions, perfumes, hair products, and makeup, and I’m always buying more.
Why Are You So Bloated?
• Remember valley girls?

• 10 fashion lessons from horror movies

• Who are you calling crazy cat lady

• Reasons you’re bloated

• Would you wear this?

• Moonwalk your way through Walmart (video)
From Ice to Nice: 6 Ways to Be More Approachable in Your Dating Life
When I was in high school one of my friends was the most sought-after girl in school. I had other friends that were prettier, smarter and nicer but boys were crazy for her. It took me a little while, but I finally figured out why she was constantly asked out, in a relationship or every guy’s dream girl. She was approachable.
8 Under $20: Safari Seductress
I can’t believe summer is half drained and we only have one month to flaunt our tanned legs and toned, golden arms (that look just as perfect as those of Madonna and Michelle Obama, obvskies). With such little time, we have no choice but to put our “show off my body” fashion into overdrive, and what better way to show off that ripped, bronze, celeb bod than with the threads Tarzan and Jane flaunted in the lush, tropical jungle (sans camel skin crotch flap)?

The Ten Happiest (And Most Affordable) Places in the World
The Huffington Post just released a list of the 10 Happiest Places in the World. I was totally excited to recognize some of the places on the list and book my one-way ticket to nirvana, but had to reconsider when I didn’t even realize where some of these places were. Vanuatu? Hidakagwa? While the pictures are beyond amazing, I’m thinking the price tags that accompany a stay in these locations would be more than my college-girl budget could accommodate.
Do It Yourself Tuesdays: Dress Form Display Piece
I’m officially a college graduate and am joining the masses of recent grads sobbing audibly as they scroll through their Facebook photos from the past 4 years moving to a new city and a new life. As I pack up my boxes once again, I’ve realized that my college dorm décor may not exactly suit for the real world.
The Post-Grad Journey: The Best Time of Your Life?
“College is the best time of your life.” If you are in college, you will indisputably hear this more than a few times throughout your undergraduate years. Being told over and over again that college is in fact, “the best time of your life” is kind of intimidating – especially after graduation, leaving questions such as “If these past four years have been the very best, then what will I look forward to in the future?” to pop up.
Tuffy Luv: Just Say No To Dormcest
Dear Tuffy, Okay so I have a dilemma and I have been offered a LOT of advice on it but none of it seems to be the right fit for me. Maybe you can offer some third party advice that is more direct. There is a boy I currently like. Problems: 1) He just got out of a long term relationship. – Attempting to make a move now would just be pointless as he probably isn’t looking to jump into another relationship….
Sexting 101 – Yes, It’s a Real Class
Apparently ridiculous college courses are the new trend on campuses all over the world. I’d go so far as to call them “unnecessary,” but the 440 people who just enrolled in Potsdam University’s e-mail flirtation class would beat down my door (or fill my inbox…) in disagreement. Yes, you read that right- one German university is actually offering a master’s course on how to flirt via modern technology.
Maxim Says The Darndest Things: August Edition
It’s that time of month again when I nobly purchase my Maxim magazine, a pack of Dove Dark Chocolates and snuggle up on my couch to scan the half nudey pages of the man bible. I’m really starting to get used to this. I’ve learned a lot the past few months of scanning the pages chock full of boobs and booze, and this month did not disappoint.
Candy Dish: The Target Collaborations Keep Getting Better
• First look: Dolce Vita shoes for Target.
• Kate Gosselin gets a major DWTS snub.
• Is your late night booty ruining the environment?
• Uh, even I can’t stop looking at Blake’s boobs.
• Ancient dildo dug up. Yes, that’s a true statement.
• You’re in love with a friend…now what?
The Bachelorette: Craig R. Tells All (and the Other Guys Sit There)
Before the hurricane of tears that will be next week’s season finale of The Bachelorette, Monday night gave us one last chance to revisit some of our favorite men who sadly didn’t receive a rose from Ali. While the only people we wanted to see some faces were strategically missing (ahem: Justin R., Frank, and Evil Craig M.), the ones that were present were all smiles.
Candy Dish: Lindsay’s Not Making Friends Behind Bars
• Girlfriend can’t catch a break.
• I don’t think the NY Times likes Snooki very much.
• Apparently, we should all marry for money.
• So, Amanda Bynes is not retired?
• That’s an interesting pairing….
• Let The Situation backlash begin!