It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month – Let’s Talk About Boobs

October 4, 2010 3:00 pm     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa  Brittany - University of Saint Thomas g+ page


By Brittany

Contrary to what all those fashion mags tell you, earth tones and jewel tones are not the color right now. No, maam. It’s October and the it color is pink!

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, peeps! This means that in addition to donning all your pink goodies and shopping for a (great and important) cause, there’s one thing on everyone’s mind this month: boobies. Lady lumps. Tatas. Gazongas. Head lamps.

All of this boob-talk got us thinking – first about the ever-important self-exam, then about all of the different and amazing names people have for breasts. Seriously, who knew two lumps of fat could spur such creativity?

Here are our top 20 faves. Share your own (names….not sexy pics) below!

1. Blouse muffins

2. Droopy Snoopies

3. Babaloos

4. Badoinkies

5. Chesticles

6. Rib Cushions.

7. Jahoobies

8. Magambos

9. Pushmatahs

10. Teetees

11. Whimwhams

12. Humpty dumplings

13. Super Big Gulps (???)

14. Vegas congo bongos

15. Goombas

16. Wahwahs (Did Snookie make this one up?)

17. Fun bags

18. Pinky and the Brain

19. Neeners

20. Moobs (let’s not leave the man boobs out of the equation)!

7 Comments on "It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month – Let’s Talk About Boobs"

  1. Megs says:
    Mon, 4th Oct 20104:08 pm 

    I think this article is offensive. Many of us have been severely affected by breast cancer and funny names for boobs is not at all supportive, but degrading. Maybe try a helpful article sometime, you know something about prevention, diagnosis, how to deal when someone you love is affected?

  2. AC says:
    Mon, 4th Oct 20105:15 pm 

    I don't think this is offensive. And considering men name their penises and testicles, why would it be degrading for us to name our breasts? It's not like one of the names was whore bags or anything. Also, there's a whole month devoted to breasts, CC will probably do many articles (because they usually do), and most of them will probably be helpful, like you requested. Yes, breast cancer is sad, but that doesn't mean we have to mope the whole month. sheesh.

  3. Dani says:
    Tue, 5th Oct 20105:46 pm 

    I don't find it offensive either, it is a serious subject yes, but there is nothing wrong with bringing a little lightheartedness to awareness. It's not a joke, a lot of women have nicknames for their boobs, it's part of the self adoration and appreciation we have for our boobies =)

    Besides, do you find the "I love boobies" fundraising bracelets offensive? Just saying I agree with AC, it doesn't mean we should mope all month.

  4. kellypete says:
    Mon, 18th Oct 20102:37 pm 

    Oh please, lighten up. Thinking up funny names for your ta-ta's (number 21) isn't going to make cancer any worse, and in my opinion it would make a lot of people laugh, which in some moments is a lifeline of its own. Prevention and diagnosis are of course important, but this is collegecandy and not webMd. I do believe, if someone were ALREADY on the internet, they could figure out how to do a little thing called "google search" for some v.i.p information on what to do with their big ol bazongas (number 22.)

  5. chat says:
    Sat, 13th Nov 201010:34 am 

    thanks for this blog

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