10 Things You Should Know About Sex

October 31, 2010     Posted in Relationships, Sex


By Alex

Of course you think you know everything about sex.  You’re a liberated, intelligent college woman, right?  And you’ve done your research; you know what’s what.  Well, guess what?  There’s always room for a little extra know-how, and we’ve compiled the ultimate resource on everything you need to know about sex.  Take notes, you just might learn a new fact or two.

1. How not to become a Baby Mama
The birth control method you might be using that…(wait for it)…doesn’t work 27% of the time.

2. Not all men are created equal
Is there such a thing as too big?  Too small?  Maybe a little…stubby?  With this visual guide you can tell if your man’s more a shower or a grower…or maybe a “soda can”.

3. It should last how long?
Apparently wishing for a guy who can go all night long isn’t what we need.  15 minutes max is what the pros recommend, and in reality, most couples spend less than seven minutes on intercourse.

4. It’s good to have a friend…with benefits.
Science says having someone with whom you can experiment, but have no emotional tie to, is actually a fabulous thing for your sex life.

5. It shouldn’t hurt
But if it does, this might be your problem…

6. Forget your numbers
If age and weight get to be “just numbers”, so can that other set of pesky numbers.  How many people you’ve slept with is irrelevant when it comes to these other important items on your sexual resume.

7. Know what men want
Because, you know.  Sometimes they just don’t fess up like they should.  But seriously, let’s take the guesswork out of sex already.

8. Know what you want
From a professional male porn star, this tip tops his list for what makes a woman great in bed.  Check out what other pearls of wisdom he has to offer.

9. Speaking of porn…
Ladies, let’s have some realistic expectations, shall we?  Like some sexy fireman would ever come to your door to “help put that fire out”.  And if he did, the fantasy would not last the duration of a feature film.

10. Avoid mood killers.
Miley Cyrus does not belong on a sex playlist.  Onion rings are not a romantic dinner.  And these ten bedroom snafus need to be avoided by all costs.

BONUS #11. Old people have sex.
Just because you graduate college and the options become less plentiful doesn’t mean that you can’t still have amazing sex.

31 Comments on "10 Things You Should Know About Sex"

  1. Bulgaristan eğitim says:
    Sun, 31st Oct 201012:02 pm 

    thank you man

  2. wushuguan says:
    Tue, 2nd Nov 20103:48 am 

    Great stuff! Don't forget Sex Toys sometimes help?

  3. saynt Ug says:
    Sat, 6th Nov 20103:13 pm 

    really great stuff,i believe knowing this will make relationships more exiting.

  4. sanjay sharma says:
    Sun, 7th Nov 20108:18 am 

    sex is importid

  5. malkovitch says:
    Mon, 8th Nov 20101:57 am 

    sex is cool

  6. Adam love sex says:
    Mon, 8th Nov 20104:28 am 

    sex is good..

    http://the-gadget-zone.blogspot.com

  7. JoeyJoJo says:
    Mon, 8th Nov 20104:33 am 

    "Science says having someone with whom you can experiment, but have no emotional tie to, is actually a fabulous thing for your sex life?" That's a crock of crap. I'm glad "Science" knows so much about sex. If anything, psychologists will tell you that approach is a sure-fire recipe for lots and lots of baggage.

  8. jojo jenkins says:
    Mon, 8th Nov 20108:11 am 

    JoeyJoJo@ actually it is fraud that made a scene out of sex. he is the one who said it is bad not the church etc. they took it after fraud.(yes pun intended)

    sex is the most important thing in human life. it removes stress, promotes healing, great exercise, fun(for most), gets rid of aggression and more.

  9. Sachin says:
    Tue, 9th Nov 20102:12 am 

    Few of these are awesomely good points to ponder over….

  10. sexypsych says:
    Fri, 14th Jan 20115:40 pm 

    Thanks for the "tips" dumb b*tch. Your guide is a useless piece of crap – 10 precious seconds of my life that I will never get back. Just because someone is a wh0re and can't commit to one penis *coughcoughYOU* .. doesn't mean you should encourage other girls to become wh0res too. And what kind of science says this? Do you have evidence to back up your "findings"? Doesn't science also recommend not being a trashy sleazy sl*t since sleeping around CAN cause STDs. Do you know what those are sweetheart? Your vagina is probably a breeding zone for them.

  11. C.Lee says:
    Sat, 22nd Jan 20115:05 pm 

    Freud. Not fraud. Freud was the psychologist who was hung up over sex, fraud is a crime.

  12. intoyourblueeyes says:
    Tue, 1st Feb 20113:54 am 

    As far as I know,
    According to survey, 7 mins is the avg. normal sex time but 12 mins is avg long sex drive time…

    How To Make a Guy Fall In Love With You

  13. Rachel says:
    Sun, 27th Mar 20112:24 am 

    "If age and weight get to be “just numbers”, so can that other set of pesky numbers. How many people you’ve slept with is irrelevant when it comes to these other important items on your sexual resume."
    Sex partners shouldn't be just numbers. Whomever you have sex you are also having sex with everyone they had sex. You would sleep with a guy that has slept with 20 other girls and become another number?

  14. virginvixon says:
    Mon, 28th Mar 201112:20 pm 

    PLEASE!!!! she isnt telling you to go have sex with more than one person. it's her personal belief and experience and she isnt forcing it on YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!!! and finally dont state things that you have no knowledge of what so ever it isnt your place and never will be your place. i dont have a problem with this article i have a problem with you!! you're being a narrowminded b*tch. stop pointing fingers and look in the mirror. and get off you vag it isnt yours and WILL NEVER EFFECT YOU!!!

  15. diinn says:
    Sat, 17th Sep 201111:40 am 

    stupid

  16. melissa says:
    Sat, 19th May 20121:37 pm 

    Fuck yall

  17. melissa says:
    Sat, 19th May 20121:39 pm 

    fat dumb whores need to go somewhere. Fatasses get tired in the first 30 seconds.

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