The 8 Hotties of Hanukkah: Jake Gyllenhaal [GALLERY]
December 1, 2010 4:30 pm Posted in Entertainment, Galleries Brittany - University of Saint Thomas g+ page

Tonight marks the first night of Hanukkah. If you’re one of the lucky Jews out there who still gets a sick present for every one of the 8 (crazy) nights, kudos to you. Bitch. If you’re like us here at CollegeCandy, you get a Starbucks gift card from your grandpa for $18 and a “what? I don’t do enough for you all year?” guilt trip from your mom.
If you fall into the latter category, don’t fret; CollegeCandy’s got your back. We’re bringing you the 8 Hotties of Hanukkah, one for each glorious latke-eating day. Because at the end of the day, as your Hanukkah candles are burning low and dripping wax all over your desk, unwrapping a Kindle is cool, but flipping through pictures of some sexy Jewy six-packs is H.O.T.
That, my friends, is the gift that keeps on giving.
First up is none other than Jake “I’m Hotter Than a Fresh Latke” Gyllenhaal. We’re shaking-in-our-stained-Ugg-boots-excited for his new movie with Anne Hathaway. What’s sexier than a man who is so comfortable with his own body that he has no problem showing it off on the big screen? Answer: when that man is Jake Gyllenhaal. Not only is he an international superstar who gets cast in big blockbuster after big blockbuster, but he also knows how to show off his indie side in only-makes-sense-when-you-are-stoned-films like Donnie Darko.
Move over T. Swift, he’s all ours.
[Click on any drool-worthy pic to kick off this glorious gallery.]
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Warren says:
Fri, 3rd Dec 201010:10 am
Why is jake on the wrong side of the menorah?
Liz Chaiken says:
Fri, 3rd Dec 201012:35 pm
Hahahaha, good point, Warren.
Okay, I will definitely be sending this to my daughter . . . as one of her Chanukah presents.
But, it's already the 3rd and I don't see any others posted!
C'mon, don't tease. — You're going to make me have to go get a Starbucks card!
dwayne belton says:
Sat, 4th Dec 20101:14 am
uhhhhhhhhhh! dude, gay or what?
sam says:
Sat, 4th Dec 20108:50 am
where r the hotties? thats looks soo gay
Half-Off Hanukkah says:
Sat, 4th Dec 201010:24 pm
Somebody's got a Moses Burning Bush for Gyllenhall, and it ain't me.
bekah says:
Sun, 5th Dec 201012:27 am
hes not hot… and thats flab… not a six pack… ewwww.