The 8 Hotties of Hanukkah: Mark Salling [GALLERY]
December 4, 2010 Posted in Entertainment, Galleries
Happy Hanukkah, Jewesses! If you’re one of the lucky girls out there who still gets a sick present for every one of the 8 (crazy) nights, kudos to you. Bitch. If you’re like us here at CollegeCandy, you get a Starbucks gift card from your grandpa for $18 and a “what? I don’t do enough for you all year?” guilt trip from your mom.
For those of you who fall into the latter category, don’t fret; CollegeCandy’s got your back. We’re bringing you the 8 Hotties of Hanukkah, one for each glorious latke-eating day. Because at the end of the day, as your Hanukkah candles are burning low and dripping wax all over your desk, unwrapping an iPhone 4 is cool, but flipping through pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal’s six-pack, Drake’s tasty mug and Zach Braff’s adorableness is a gift that keeps on givin’.
Mark Salling reminds us just how beautiful a bad Jewish boy can be. Move over Rabbi Goldberg, because this faux-hawk styling stud makes us want to skip our traditional latkes dinner and head straight for dessert. Not only is this Glee stud making our Hebrew school class look wimpier than ever, he was raised in Dallas, which means he comes with a sweet southern twang as well.
I wouldn’t mind playing naked dreidel with this stud muffin.
[Click on any image to view the hotter-than-a-full-menorah hotness.]
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Alyson says:
Sat, 4th Dec 201010:32 pm
his character is jewish, but mark is actually not an MOT…
Chrissy says:
Sun, 5th Dec 201010:38 am
yeah, mark salling was raised in a traditionally christian household and is christian…
Stac says:
Fri, 4th Feb 20115:59 pm
First of all, Mark Salling is not Jewish.
Second, what is up with some of the language here? "Faith that the stereotypical Jew can be hot". What? "Faith that Jewish guys who are taller than 5’6 exist"? What does that mean? The only person on your list who could reasonably be described as short is Daniel Radcliffe, and he's taller than 5'6. Oh but it's a joke so it's just so funny, ha ha.
Third, couldn't you find some better looking Jews? How about Zac Efron, James Franco, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Paul Rudd, or, my favorite 100% Jew, Logan Lerman? Now THERE's a beautiful looking guy. Who needs fugly Andy Samberg when Lerman is around?
It's like making a list of hot Catholics and putting on it Kevin James and Vince Vaughn, while leaving out Taylor Lautner.