Ahhh the holidays! Time for cookies, ornaments, drinks, and songs! And lots of love. Tons of new couples are blossoming, but how many will really make it into the New Year? Probably not many. But that’s Hollywood! There’s new couples, marriages, and a bunch of crazy as usual.
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1. Are Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively dating? It certainly looks like it! The two have been spotted several times over the past few months, but this week they were seen at an after-party for Ryan’s new movie Blue Valentine. Apparently they were quite snuggly. Fun-fact: Blake was in Paris the day before! It must have been really important for her to be at the after-party. This could be serious, or not since Blake recently split from ex Penn Badgley earlier this fall. Watch out Blake, Ryan’s ours.
2. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are finally getting hitched this weekend! It’s about time. These two have been dancing around the idea of marriage for years, but it’s finally happening. It looks like the wedding will be at Lionel Richie’s house and tents have been put up throughout the week. Congrats!
3. Leonardo Dicaprio goes gay! On screen that is. Leo will be playing J. Edgar Hoover in Clint Eastwood’s upcoming biopic. And guess what? Hoover’s rumored lover, Clyde Tolson, will be played by The Social Network hottie Armie Hammer. You know, the Winklevoss twins guy. Unfortunately we can only expect some making out according to sources.
4. Hot mess Alexis Neiers is going to rehab. You might remember her from the Bling Ring and E!’s Pretty Wild. Well, last week when she violated her probation, she was arrested for possession of black tar heroin and a fake ID. She was facing two years in prison, but instead got the Lindsay Lohan route and was sentenced to a year in rehab. The judge gave her a stern warning that if she comes back again, it’s jail. Hopefully she can turn it around.
5. French hottie Marion Cotillard might be engaged! Sources are speculating that the Inception actress may be engaged to boyfriend Guillaume Canet. She was spotted wearing what looks like an engagement ring at the Marrakech Film Festival this week. Some are also saying that she’s pregnant! Congrats if it’s all true Miss Cotillard!
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1. Surprise! Kim Kardashian isn’t dating Gabriel Aubry. Anymore that is. She moves fast doesn’t she? Kim broke up with Halle’s ex and is now dating New Jersey Jets player, Kris Humphries. Wonder how long that will last.
2. Emma Stone trades her amber locks for blonde! While Emma is a natural blonde, it’s still shocking to see her as anything but a fiery redhead. She did it for her role as Gwen Stacey in the Spiderman reboot with Andrew Garfield.
3. Blue Valentine gets a new rating! The MPAA rated Blue Valentine NC-17, which was overturned this week to R after Harvey Weinstein himself argued the rating during the appeal. Now you can see all the sex you want, as long as you can get into R!
4. Willow Smith is touring with Justin Bieber! This is going to be amazing!! Biebs and Willow will be touring together next year in Europe. Get ready to whip yo hair!
5. Hugh Jackman is still hot.