Celebrity Break-Ups That Crushed My Heart

December 13, 2010 3:00 pm     Posted in Buzz, Entertainment, HaHa  Brittany - University of Saint Thomas g+ page


By Brittany

I like to be numbed by celebrity gossip.  Whenever I’m having a bad day, I run to the back of the magazine stands, snatch up an US Weekly and bury my sorrows into all of the celebrity problems I can’t even fathom being involved with. And yeah, all that “celebrity cellulite!” and “stars without their makeup!” stuff is great, but it’s the relationship gossip that really wets my palette. Brett Favre sent his penis pics to who? Taylor Swift had coffee with Jake Gyllenhaal? Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are dunzo?

After spending 8 hours a day studying and another 3 wallowing in my own relationship problems (like the fact that I don’t have one) a gossip mag is my perfect getaway.  I can sit back, file my worries away, and bask in the glory that is the perfect, blissful relationships of the stars.

But sometimes, news about celebrity love lives makes me even more depressed. Especially when it involves my two favorite High School Musical stars, Zac and Vanessa. Like really?! They were the ultimate power Disney couple.

When my favorite celebs take a trip to break-up land, it strikes me right in the heart.  I am their cheerleader, their sideline pepfest, I want them to survive. If not to procreate than at least to prove to me that love is out there and it is beautiful.  And when they don’t? Well, it hurts more than being dumped via a grammatically incorrect text. And trust me, I know.

15 Comments on "Celebrity Break-Ups That Crushed My Heart"

  1. Whit says:
    Mon, 13th Dec 20105:05 pm 

    I actually cried a little when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey got divorced…

  2. Nikita says:
    Mon, 13th Dec 20109:24 pm 

    OMG. The Rachel McAdams/Ryan Gosling breakup… that took me awhile to get over. XD

    They were so cute together!! But I had to keep telling myself that they're not the same as the characters they played in The Notebook. Hahaha.

    Pretty sure if/when Rob/Kstew break up, the Twi-world will end.

  3. Girl/slash/Woman says:
    Tue, 14th Dec 20102:31 am 

    The only ones I gave a crap about were Rachel McAdams/Ryan Gosling and Courtnay Cox/David Arquette. Everyone else seemed better off.
    Actually, the Britney and Justin split really threw me off. I felt like they were destined to be together- a little part of me still believes it.

  4. Girl/slash/Woman says:
    Tue, 14th Dec 20102:31 am 

    I hope so!
    Re: Twi-world ending

  5. Olivia says:
    Tue, 14th Dec 20104:21 pm 

    ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds!

  6. Diamonds Princess says:
    Wed, 15th Dec 201011:43 am 

    Such great couples who didn't last long

  7. asiont says:
    Sun, 26th Dec 20105:30 am 

    I like Brad with Angelina much more than when he was with Aniston. Jennifer is boring and she can't really act (only Rachel and then Rachel in romantic comedies). Whenever I see photos of Brad with Aniston he seems to be unhappy and not really comfortable around her, the situation is different now – you can actually see that he loves Angelina and that they are passionate about each other.
    And please don't say that Jolie destroyed that marriage, she wasn't the one that promised Jennifer to stay faithful. Brad cheated because he didn't love Jennifer, not because Angelina made him to.

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