Friday Faves: He Said/She Said – Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby

December 31, 2010 11:00 am     Posted in Entertainment, HaHa, Sex  Candy -- NYU g+ page


By Candy

I have spent 8 years (not continuously) with my mouth between a dude’s legs, and while I finally know that I’m good at it (one fine young man – whose name I do not know – exclaimed, “Wow! That was good!”), I still don’t love all the work is involved. It kills my jaw, my neck, and I’d rather let the guy handle things on his own than risk lock jaw on a sweaty appendage.

And do I get paid back? Not often. Lots of guys I know and have “interacted” with really aren’t into making the trip downtown on a lady. “It’s so hard!” they say. “You don’t know what we’re dealing with down there!”

Um, excuse me? They think they have it hard (pun totes not intended)?

I decided to take this issue on myself with my favorite IMing male to see if we could work through our problems and come to some sort of truce for men and women everywhere. Will this entice more men to venture South? We can only hope.

Likey? Don’t worry, there are plenty more faves where this came from.

12 Comments on "Friday Faves: He Said/She Said – Let’s Talk About (Oral) Sex, Baby"

  1. lolaisforlovers says:
    Fri, 31st Dec 20102:05 pm 

    "mind the stepchildren" haha that part was funny :)

  2. criolle johnny says:
    Sun, 2nd Jan 20116:50 pm 

    Nobody wants to go onstage after the best act in the house. Perhaps your partners are not returning the favor BECAUSE you're so darned good.
    It's a bit like watching porn then trying to act out what you saw. You're looking at the timer on the screen flashing "01:37:22" trying to live up to it! Bad enough both of you are trying to match the body images, if one of you just gave a performance worthy of the next DVD, the partner might feel a bit intimidated.
    On the other hand if (as you said), you didn't know his name, that might also explain his reluctance to reciprocate.

  3. Diary Young Asshole says:
    Tue, 4th Jan 20117:58 pm 

    lmao….this was hilarious to me for some reason…

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  4. greg s says:
    Tue, 4th Jan 201110:39 pm 

    the best way to go down on a woman and not make it difficult is to have her spread her legs and to lay perpendicular to her, like the letter T thus you are not between her legs but above them, you can get to her clit very easily, you can get your tongue in deeper, you are easily able to breathe, you can make eye contact and see if she seems to be into it, and once you are really into it she can roll over onto her side, thus facing you, raise her top leg thus spreading herself open more and allowing you to rest your head on her upper thigh and continue doing what you were doing without stopping and still continuing everything from above, you will be a superhero without a stiff neck.

  5. Melanie says:
    Sun, 9th Jan 20112:13 am 

    These comments are ridiciculous. From girl to girl, just because you give head for 8 years doesnt make it right to air your dirty laundry…keep it to yourself! shake my damn head.

  6. Alyssa says:
    Mon, 17th Jan 20115:15 am 

    I am a BJ virgin and I am actually nervous about performing this task. I feel like I am going to do something wrong, when all I want to do is please the guy. I personally don't like guys going down on me, and I wonder if guys get offended if I say I don't like that.

  7. AussieMale says:
    Tue, 18th Jan 20119:50 pm 

    All my mates & myself are heavily into going down on women, another sweeping generalisation…WD

  8. confused girl says:
    Fri, 21st Oct 201111:50 pm 

    i had doubts about giving BJ.but i did do it for my bf.he seemed to enjoy it. but he doesn't ever reciprocate , even with hints given to him.subtle n not so subtle.but he doesnt open up n say why he doesnt do it.he jusy doesnt.i would probably even understand if he said y he doesnt go south.but he jusy keeps mum on that topic..any idea y?

  9. confused girl says:
    Sat, 22nd Oct 201112:00 am 

    i had doubts about giving BJ.but i did do it for my bf.he seemed to enjoy it. but he doesn't ever reciprocate , even with hints given to him.subtle n not so subtle.but he doesnt open up n say why he doesnt do it.he jusy doesnt.i would probably even understand if he said y he doesnt go south.but he jusy keeps mum on that topic..any idea y?

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