Your Most Embarassing Dorm Bathroom Stories Revealed

By CC Staff

Every week we’re throwing up questions on Facebook to get the DL on your lives. And this week we took a risk by asking you what was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you or a “friend” in your dorm bathroom.  (I mean, we’ve all been there…the public poop.) The answers came pouring in and surprisingly enough, most were in first person.

Our friends over at Poo-Pourri are all about minimizing embarrassing bathroom stories by selling one of the most awesome products we’ve seen in a long time. It’s a small pocket-size air freshener that smells great and completely eliminates any bathroom smells. So they were obvi on board with this contest to find THE WORST BATHROOM STORY out there and even offered to give Poo-Pourri to the winner!

So with no further ado we want to congratulate COLIE MARIE who won the contest with this entry:

“I was talking a shower while my guy friend came in. He is over 6 feet tall so he saw over the stall and into my personal shower. He saw EVERYTHING. Oh gosh. Then he turns around after a few seconds of an awkward stare down and says “I like it bare. Oh and I like your boobs too.” Not only did he see me naked, he saw my naked va-jay-jay, he tells me he likes it naked, and he tells me he likes my boobs. So. Totally. Awkward.”

Congrats Colie! You’re getting TWO awesome scents from Poo-Pourri!

Our other faves include:

“Besides the usual embarrassing things like getting the shower opened on me, I had a maintenance man come in while I was in the shower.. I guess I didn’t hear him announcing his entrance.. Needless to say, things got awkward when I stepped out and we saw each other.” – Jennifer Steen

“My roommate had left the room and had been gone for about an hour when the fire alarm went off. I had no idea where she was, so I just locked our door as I left and went outside with everyone else. When I got outside, I realized that she was there — in only a towel. Turns out she just took a long shower and was heading back to the room to get her shoes, clothes, and keys when I locked it. Oh, and it was winter!” -Christina Bischoff

“Friend once found a homeless man who’d pooed himself in the girls floor bathroom…really glad mine had key access only” – Mechelle Sieglitz

“I thought my roomie had left for class, so I locked our door and headed to class myself. Later I come back to a really mad roommate that had been locked out of her room while she was down the hall taking a shower! She had to find someone to call campus safety by walking around our building in only a towel. It’s been almost 10 years, and I am still not sure she has forgiven me!” – Janet Creque

Want to see the rest? Check out our fan page! Want to see last week’s question? Click here! And don’t forget to share your worst bathroom stories below!