The 17 Cheesiest Ways to Say “I Love You”

Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about expressing your love for…uh…the people you love. But what it actually is, is a commercialized way to turn love into a cheese-tastic card with the words “I wuv u” written across the top.

And for many people, it’s a commercialized way to turn love into a cheese-tastic card with the words “I wuv u” written across the top purchased last minute on their way to see that special someone. I know this because I watched 10 guys scramble around the drugstore snatching cheap crap up while I picked up some chocolate for breakfast this morning.

And let me tell you, it was hard to watch. My heart totally went out to whomever is on the receiving end of these “gifts.”

So for your viewing pleasure (or a little sneak peek into what you might be feigning enthusiasm for later tonight), here is a small sampling of the crappiest ways to say ‘I Luv You.’

What is the cheesiest gift you’ve ever received on Valentine’s day? Have you ever been given any of these treasures?

5 Comments on "The 17 Cheesiest Ways to Say “I Love You”"
  1. Harold says:
    Mon, 14th Feb 20118:59 pm 

    I work at a morgue and I gave my gf a human heart to express my love… needless to say I got laid that night

  2. jen says:
    Tue, 15th Feb 20111:48 am 

    I got a child's cheap fake gold penguin necklace one year, I re-gifted it to my friend's daughter..She loved it!

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