
She can't be real, right?
I think we can all agree that The Bachelor has turned into some nightmarish, extreme dating show that makes absolutely no sense. After last night’s episode, I’m confused…are you? Maybe there just aren’t any rules on-set anymore, or maybe contestants are being poked, prodded, and setup so as to create high-drama TV moments. Likely, it’s a little of both. And while you do cringe, cry (tears of shame that you’re actually still watching the episode 90 minutes in), and hate Michelle along with the other girls, somehow this season just doesn’t stack up to Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons of yesteryear.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve been watching this show since season one, and that because of my superior attention span (Like, seriously, do you know how many “ladies, this is the final rose” lines I’ve sat through? Do you!?) I can really tell that the equilibrium has shifted from contestants looking for love, to ones looking for the dramz. Please, yell it with me, bring back the old Bachelor! Can’t we just ditch…
The Contrived Conversations
Poor, sweet Alli, who for all intents and purposes seemed like a genuinely nice woman, was asked on her first one-on-one date last night. Yes, she made it into the final eight women without quality alone time with Brad. So after he made her trudge through a cavern of bugs and bats (two things she was terrified of; great date pick, yet again), they sat down for a nice dinner and talked about…Europe, life experiences, miscellaneous chit-chatty topics. That’s appropriate for a first date, right?
Well, the fact that Alli didn’t confess her undying love for his sculpted abs and frosted tips was a no-go and Brad sent her packing on the grounds of shallow conversation and lack of connection. Did I mention this was a first date? Read More »