Suri Cruise is not only the daughter of two of Hollywood’s most insane parents (flashback to Tom using Oprah’s couch as a trampoline), but she’s nothing less than a miniature diva. I thought some girls I knew were bad, but as merely a toddler, this little one has them all beat. Surprisingly, we can learn some valuable life lessons from this lipstick-wearing baby starlet. Compared to Suri’s life, ours are all pathetically boring, and we might as well add a little glamour in it any chance we get. Even if it is coming from a toddler.