What If Gaga Wore Normal Clothes?

By Jenni

It’s Lady Gaga’s 25th birthday today, which for a normal 25-year-old would mean throwing on her nicest Forever 21 dress and boozing it up (while holding back tears about being old).

But for Gaga it probably means throwing on a dress made out of week-old sushi, a crown made out of young children’s baby teeth, and shoes made out of donkey hooves. And for the big party? Who knows? I mean, really, who knows? Because while we all know she likes to wear “unique” outfits,  we don’t really know what she likes to do besides entertain, perform and one-up herself.

So for her 25th birthday, we’re going to pretend like she’s a nice normal girl who is going out for a nice dinner with her parents at Olive Garden (or Macaroni Grill…it is the girl’s 25th BDAY) and then hitting the town wih her friends. And what’s a nice normal girl to wear on a day like this? Well, we have a few ideas in mind:

Seriously, this is probably Gaga’s weirdest look of all.