Spring Break is, like, tomorrow, ladies, and if you’re anything like me, you have no time for gym in between classes and study groups and rounds of beer pong. But that doesn’t mean you have to stop working out and getting fit. I mean, that late night pizza isn’t going to work itself off. Nor will the nachos or the nacho-topped-pizza. So what’s a busy college girl to do? How about some great exercises from the comfort of your bedroom?!
That’s right! Change into your gym clothes, grab the sweat band, and shut your bedroom door tightly because you’re about to do a gym-style workout from the comforts of your own home.
The World Wide Web has TONS OF GREAT WORKOUTS…which means no more “I have no time/money” excuses. Check ‘em out today and let us know which ones make it hurt to laugh/lift your arms/sit on the toilet are the best.
So this week’s Weekly Ten is going to be a little bit different. Normally I’m complaining about something.Wanting something. Pretending something or just plain going with whatever comes to mind at that moment, but this week, the Weekly Ten is honoring something. It’s honoring Greek (The TV show, not the food…even though I do love me some feta) because Greek is ending this week. It’s the last time we’ll see Cappie, Casey, Rusty and the rest of the gang before they head off into canceled TV show oblivion.
And I for one am having a bit of a hard time accepting that.
I’ve watched this show since the very first episode, during my very first week of freshman year. And now, four years later the show is coming to an end, just as my college career is coming to an end. And so maybe I’m a little extra sentimental, but that doesn’t make this show any less worthy of the praise. Greek is awesome. And if you haven’t watched it all along, you should start watching now. And here’s why.
10. Cappie and Casey. The quintessential college couple that you just can’t help but root for. Will they or won’t they? Are they too different? Or just different enough? From the very beginning their love story has been at the center of the show. And I for one, am glad that they will be ending it together.
9. The Kappa Tau brothers. Everyone loves an underdog, and that’s exactly what the KT brothers were throughout the entirety of this series. With their strange nicknames and even stranger personalities, this group of misfits gave the show its character. Read More »
You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate.
This week we’re recapping the best of Ellen. Because she’s the Oprah of today and there’s no other show we would rather watch when we’re bored.
College. You know, the usual: risqué Halloween costumes, strings of all-nighters, beer pong contests and stories to last for decades…oh, and the four-year process of earning a diploma. But with the current state of our nation’s economy, our degrees are not as highly valued as they used to be, despite the rising prices of our annual tuition, textbooks and time. Therefore, here’s a list of practical college courses to ensure that you (and your parents and your state’s budget) are getting the most bang for every single buck:
Economics. It doesn’t matter what degree you’re pursuing, you’re ultimately doing it to make money – no matter what amount. Learn the basics of banking, rules of a prisoner’s dilemma, and the foundations of accounting. The concepts of supply and demand apply to everything, from hosted happy hours to using sex as collateral for…absolutely anything.
Public Speaking. You’ll earn class credit to collect confidence and practice the art of efficient gesticulating. Not only will you emerge with a GPA boost, but you’ll have a handful of strategies helpful for articulating your speech and standing with presence. You will never be afraid of a potential presentation to everyone in the office, one that even includes your boss’s boss. Honestly, knowing how to speak to people like the leasing agents at a car dealership will make a measurable difference – literally.
Human Nutrition. Contrary to popular belief, foods that claim to be “organic” or “low fat” may not always be. Your professors can tell you why you can’t keep the weight off with the Atkins diet, and what it really means to be healthy. Warning: what you learn may ruin a few appetites for the rest of your life. Especially if your professor is into video clips and documentaries. (Extra credit: look up if your university offers Pathology so you can finally get educated on diseases, diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity!)
Once upon a time, I was a very sheltered girl. Sex was the ultimate taboo – I thought it was dangerous, dirty, and I failed to understand how anyone could derive pleasure from it. In high school, when my friends started engaging in sexy time, their less than positive reviews of their experiences didn’t make sex sound any more appealing. It wasn’t until I got to college, and started meeting more experienced, sex-positive, empowered ladies that I started to cultivate a more positive view of sexuality. And when I finally started having sex with an incredibly sensitive man, I confirmed that a lot of my fear of sex was based on fallacies and lies.
Without further ado, here are some of my most misguided thoughts.
10. Tummy fat is kryptonite for guys.
I used to be absolutely terrified of getting naked in front of a guy. In fact, I actually lost my virginity while wearing a dress. I thought a dude would catch one glance of my layer of chub and totally lose interest. In reality, most guys are not that douchey, and when they’re that close to sticking their goods into your mouth and/or vag, trust – they think you’re the sexiest woman in the world this side of Megan Fox.
9. Small penis = no pleasure.
The average depth of a vagina is 6 inches. The average length of a penis is 5 inches. More than likely, whatever he’s packing is more than sufficient. But even if it’s not, whatever – a finger feels good, and the odds of encountering a penis any smaller than that is highly unlikely.
Okay, ladies. I’ll take a break from chocolate. (I don’t want to taunt our one-month challengee too much!) So let’s stock up on our veggies, shall we? It would be so much easier to trade fudge for asparagus if it were really tasty — and great news, it can be!
Follow the simple steps below to a tasty, healthy, and filling side dish.
The Main Ingredient: Asparagus
Asparagus is loaded with proteins, but is light on calories and carbs. A high dose of folic acid, vitamin A, and easily digestible calcium and magnesium also make this a great choice. Its special amino acids help cleanse the walls of the kidney, which I’m sure is a good thing, right? Also, asparagus is available just about all year long, so it’s relatively inexpensive and easy to get. No more excuses for not eating your veggies, girls!
What You’ll Need:
1 bushel of asparagus
2 TBS your favorite oil (I recommend grapeseed)
2 TBS parmesan cheese
1 tsp salt (optional)
1 tsp pepper (optional)
Spring Break is right around the corner!! Can you tell I’m really excited? Come on, I know I’m not the only one.
But while it may seem like you can be as carefree as you want, truth is you need to take care of yourself, especially your skin! We all love us some Snooki, but no one wants to come back from SBXI looking like that. I’m not trying to lecture you or be your momma, but you must wear sunscreen! Every day! Not just while you’re lounging on the beach drinking margaritas or bikini skiing. Really, a killer tan is not worth the harm you can do to your skin. Read More »
[Everyone’s got a vice, a bad habit, something they know they need to change. Unfortunately, everyone also has a million excuses why they just can’t do it. Not anymore. Every month we will be following a different CollegeCandy writer as she takes on a personal challenge. Last month, Melissa gave up (or tried to!) late-night snacking. This month, reader Lauren is going on chocolate detox. Let's hope this doesn't send her on a Charlie Sheen downward spiral!]
Hi, my name is Lauren and I’m a chocaholic. I’m one of those girls that doesn’t only crave chocolate around that “time of the month,” but basically every day. I love me some chocolate and maybe a little too much.
So this March, I’m giving it up. Yep, no chocolate. No M&Ms, chocolate chip cookies, snack cakes drizzled with chocolate, chocolate cake. You name it; I can’t have it.
I decided to take on this challenge to see if I could really not touch anything chocolately for one whole month and see if it makes me feel better and healthier. I also want to see if I’m eating it for the right reasons. Am I really hungry and just need to choose a healthier option for a snack? Or do I just want a sugar rush? Am I just bored? Every time I crave chocolate, I’m really thinking about why.
Sure, we’ve all learned lately that a little bit of dark chocolate is good for you, but eating chocolate every day in different sugary sources? Probably not so much. I’m sure the pounds of sugar slows me down. I want to see if it really does effect my energy levels or my mood. Read More »