Prom Dresses To Avoid For Now And Forever

April 14, 2011 1:00 pm     Posted in HaHa, Entertainment, Galleries  Kassandra - SUNY Geneseo g+ page


By Kassandra

Prom is one of the most important events of a girl’s life (second only to the day you get your first period, losing your virginity and turning 21). You have to find a great limo, a fun after-prom place, and, of course, the perfect dress. Oh yeah, and a date. Whatevs.

But let’s talk about the dress for a second. It’s gotta be beautiful and timeless. Flattering and very “you.” And it’s gotta move so you can shake your groove thang to whatever that sweaty DJ is spinning from the stage.

It also has to be horrendously, hideously, mind boggling-ly ugly. At least that’s what it looks like from the crop of dresses I’ve spotted online lately. (Yes, I look at prom dresses every year. Don’t judge me; I like to relive the moment.) I don’t know what is going on with high school seniors these days, but if this year’s prom dresses are any indication of what these girls are into, we’ve got major problems coming to our campuses next fall.


8 Comments on "Prom Dresses To Avoid For Now And Forever"

  1. Danielle says:
    Thu, 14th Apr 20114:48 pm 

    I actually don't see anything wrong with most of these.

  2. Bianca says:
    Thu, 14th Apr 20114:57 pm 

    One or two of those were alright… but holy crap those are some hideous dresses! And ridiculously skanky for 17 year olds!

  3. Paula says:
    Thu, 14th Apr 20114:59 pm 

    Most of these are horrid. There are 2 or 3 that are alright…

  4. Kate says:
    Thu, 14th Apr 20115:50 pm 

    I'm a high school senior and I wouldn't get caught dead in any of these dresses! Though I do know someone that has worn #9

  5. Johnny says:
    Fri, 15th Apr 201112:16 am 

    I have Asperger's and don't feel welcome here.

  6. ruth says:
    Fri, 15th Apr 20118:49 am 

    you guys are so lucky.where i come from there is no such thing as prom night or even prom dress!but i still hope that when i get married and bear kids i would help my daughter pick out the perfect prom dress

  7. Koo Kat says:
    Mon, 18th Apr 201110:29 pm 

    Thank-you Kassandra for a valuable public service…adored your descriptiond. One more thing, girls, just because they make it in your size does not mean you should buy it EVER.

  8. Tess says:
    Mon, 1st Aug 20115:04 pm 

    Oh gosh. Whoever came up with some of these deserves to be slapped. I will say I've known people to 5, 6 and 15. 10 isn't so bad.

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