So, Season 4 of Jersey Shore is Going to Suck

April 20, 2011 3:00 pm     Posted in Buzz, Entertainment  Courtney - Bridgewater State University g+ page


By Courtney

I think we can all agree that Jersey Shore Season 3 sort of sucked. From Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship drama to throwing Deena – the self proclaimed blast in a glass – into the mix, to 3 full episodes devoted to a clogged toilet, it was all sorts of wrong.

So what does MTV do?

Send the cast of guidos and guidettes to Florence… Florence as in Italy. Can we just talk about how stupid of an idea that is? When I think Italy, I don’t think of raunchy fist pounding sex, or insane bar fights, or Snooki. (Really, that makes me think more of the Red Light district in Amsterdam.)

Which is exactly the type of image the Mayor of Florence is pushing to maintain.

In response to MTV’s plans to drop a Guido bomb on Florence, Matteo Renzi has issued quite a few rules for the cast, crew and final production, to ensure that his beloved city isn’t tainted by the infamous GTL-ers. My favorite rule, which will go perfectly with the show’s usual plot line: The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.

Uh, looks like this might be the shortest and most boring season of Jersey Shore yet. Really, what are they going to do now? There’s only so many times the meatballs can eat meatballs and Sam and Ron can scream at each other on a gondola ride….

7 Comments on "So, Season 4 of Jersey Shore is Going to Suck"

  1. Martina says:
    Thu, 21st Apr 20117:41 am 

    I'm Italian (not like the jersey shore cast, I actually was born in Italy and I live in Italy) and gondole do not exist in Florence. You can only find them in Venice. Just so you know.

  2. katie tee says:
    Thu, 21st Apr 20114:20 pm 

    You're so ignorant.

    Frankly, I like the Jersey Shore. It entertains me on Thursday nights. And if everyone hated it, there wouldn't be enough money to make a fourth season.

    Oh- and these so called trashy GTL-ers are making more money than you can imagine. So fuck off.

  3. Arthi says:
    Thu, 21st Apr 20118:41 pm 

    Wow. The author isn't saying she hates the show. She's saying that the fourth season of a show isn't going to be as entertaining as the previous 3. Pointing out that the entertainment value of a show has gone down isn't being ignorant. I've also been watching it since the first episode, and the "fun" aspect has gone down.

  4. @faithb4fear617 says:
    Thu, 29th Sep 20118:43 pm 

    I agree, after watching a few episodes of JS in Italy it is no doubt the worst Season out of the 4. I dont even know where to begin. The show is more focused on gossip/ drama now then partying. 90%Every episode is either gossip or relationship problems. I use to be so happy on thursday's because js was on and so " fun " to watch. I give JS 6 season's max. If season 5 becomes crap like 4 JS is done.

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