What’s the last thing Hollywood needs right now?
A new reality tv show? Nah. If it can survive Bachelor Pad it can survive anything.
A YouTube obsession? After Rebecca Black I really don’t think anyone could compete.
A combination between the two? Why yes, I think that would be a bit much. So of course that’s what we’ve got on our hands right now. Ladies, may I be the first to tell you about the new album PopEater calls a “bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at “cheeky tongue waggers.” May I be the first (and hopefully the last) to tell you about Real Housewives star, Simon van Kempen’s new album, I Am Real.
But before I send you off to listen to this masterpiece, I thought we should all take a little trip down memory lane and remind ourselves of a few of the other reality stars who have made the jump to autotuned iTunes singles. Grab your barf bag; it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Countess Luanna’s Money Can’t Buy Love
Heidi Montag’s Higher
Kim Zoliack’s Tardy for the Party
Kim Kardashian’s Jam (Turn it Up)
The Jersey Shore’s T-Shirt Time Song
Spencer Pratt’s I’m A Celebrity
Paris Hilton’s Stars are Blind
Brooke Hogan’s Everything to Me
Tila Tequila’s I Love You Dirrty
And finally, the newest edition to the reality star turned pop star hall of fame, Simon van Kempen’s I Am Real.
Hm, perhaps we should turn this into a CD and call it ‘NOW That’s What I Call Music That Makes Rebecca Black Look Good’?