Well, it was only a matter of time. A mere 3 weeks after watching our Teen Moms chat it out with Dr. Drew at the end of the first season of Teen Mom 2, teen dad Jo Rivera (who, as you may remember, called ex-girlfriend Kailyn a dumb slut) has officially launched his rap career. And there’s a video to prove it.
Now I’m not going to say it’s a horrible disgrace to the english langauge, or that it offends every sense...I’ll let you be the judge for yourself.
But, just in case you are wondering, here’s a preview:
“Now when you done gettin’ your pretty hair and toes done, I come and get ya, spend a little do’ and time with you.”
“I know you got a lot of dudes tryin’ to wife you.”
Groundbreaking song writing, right?
I got to give homeslice some props, though; I mean at least he’s doing it on his own. It seems like every time another reality show star graces our TVs a hyper-produced single (or cheesy clothing line, ghost-written book, or club appearances) is sure to follow. Jo’s song may not be good, but at least it’s true to who he is. And who knows, if for some reason this is his Rebecca Black moment, well, at least we can rest easy knowing little Isaac will be well taken care of.