We Gotta Know: Is Russell Brand Hot or Not?

May 9, 2011 1:00 pm     Posted in Entertainment  Courtney - Bridgewater State University g+ page

There are about a million of celebrities we would like to see in their underwear. And don’t get all, “ugh, you guys are gross and objectifying men” because you know you’re drooling on your keyboard right now just picturing Collin Egglesfield in a pair of boxer briefs. It’s OK, I am too. [Wipes mouth.]


By Courtney

But of all the celebrities we would want to see strip it down, we got stuck with Russell Brand. And home boy isn’t even sporting some Michael Jordan Hanes.

He’s rocking the tighty whitey look. Outside. Spread eagle. Checking his texts.

There is so much wrong with that statement that I’m not even sure where to begin.

And it doesn’t help that Mr. Perry is in one of those awkward files. You know, the pile of celebrities we just can’t decide whether they are attractive or not. Like, he’s got some nice features (his eyes are nice, his teeth are straight and he’s got the skinny thighs so many girls dream about), but is he sexy or scary? Is he hot or not? And would he be as hot without eyeliner the gorgeous Katy Perry on his arm?

Look, it’s Monday and these are the things I think about, OK? I mean, it’s either this or my History final, and in the grand scheme of things, I’d rather think about Russell Brand in his undies than what happened in 1896.

So what do you guys think? Is Russell Brand a tightie whitey wearing hottie?

5 Comments on "We Gotta Know: Is Russell Brand Hot or Not?"

  1. Samantha says:
    Mon, 9th May 20114:03 pm 

    Russell Brand is definitely not the kind of guy I typically go for. I like manly men; crazy tall, broad shoulders, etc. That being said I told my hubby (who is my regular type) the other day that I have a weird crush on Russell Brand. I have no idea why I think he's attractive. I am fully aware that he really shouldn't be considered a hottie. But I just can't help it….he's kind of gross sexy and I like it.

  2. Sawra says:
    Mon, 9th May 20119:46 pm 

    I agree with Lauren.
    Honestly if he just washed his hair or something once in awhile, I would like him more. His hair is terrible

  3. Leora Michele says:
    Tue, 10th May 20112:06 am 

    I love how confident he is. And he's got a great sense of humor which is a huge turn on. And really, his body is a lot better than I expected, looking at his pictures. Idk why I'm so damn attracted to him….maybe it's the accent.

  4. Nikki says:
    Tue, 10th May 20111:54 pm 

    Yes, Russell Brand is extremely hot!! So many guys on the web comment how gross looking he is, how he's too skinny, how he needs a bath, I don't know why so much "outright, nasty" hating aimed at him. C'mon he landed Katy Perry and she's got a rockin body and a great personality. Russell is gorgeous…

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