How Far Would You Go for Free College Tuition?

May 20, 2011 12:00 pm     Posted in College  Courtney - Bridgewater State University g+ page


By Courtney

Going to college costs a lot of money. And if you pay for it by yourself there is a pretty big chance (like 100%) you’ll leave with a hefty debt. And if you are in college now, there’s a good chance you won’t be able to find a good job to pay off all that debt.

So what if someone offered to pay for all of your tuition? AND, on top of that, gave you $200 a week? What would you do for that kind of money? Would you agree to any terms? Would you, I dunno, let some guy spank you whenever he pleases for four years?

I can’t believe I just typed those words.
I also can’t believe I’m about to type the following words…

Henry Allen Fitzsimmons, a 54-year-old man, paid for three college women’s tuition AND an allowance in exchange for letting him spank them whenever the women broke the “Spencer Plan” rules.

[Crickets]
[Sound of dry heaving]

………

Um, I know at some points I was desperate for money during school, but… uh… not sure if I ever got that desperate.

2 Comments on "How Far Would You Go for Free College Tuition?"

  1. Marisa says:
    Sat, 21st May 20111:58 am 

    no. way.

    this should be a WTF: Friday article haha

  2. Anna says:
    Sun, 12th Jun 20112:05 pm 

    I spent 7 years in the military, which is basically the same idea. They promise you college money, but you have to bend over and take it whenever they feel like screwing you.

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