Since Kanye has been cleaning up his act things have started getting a little dull in the world of celebrity tantrums. Luckily, Donald Trump has stepped up to the plate, providing me with my daily does of “WTF is this guy talking about?!” that I need to get by.

D. Trump has always been pretty obnoxious, but lately it’s getting a little out of hand and downright offensive. Obviously, I’m all for freedom of speech, but, uh, there is a difference between respectfully stating your opinion and acting like a spoiled two-year old throwing a tantrum.

With the rise in Donny’s public outbursts it’s a wonder people are still backing him for a presidential run (though I think it’s more democrats than republicans at this point….) The truth is, this guy is like an older, more annoying and less attractive Kanye. He loves himself like Kanye, he picks the worst times to express himself like Kanye, and he’s sending the nation into a tizzy like Kanye. (Sidenote: Should we be embarrassed as a nation that we’re just as upset about Trump being borderline racist as we are about Kanye hurting Taylor Swift’s feelings? Just a thought….)

Anyways, here are Trump’s most recent Kanye moments, which have all happened in the last month. Obviously, Trump, being the best at everything, had to out-Kanye Kanye.

Apparently putting your baby’s birth in the newspaper just isn’t done? Okay Don Don.
The Trumpster made a public request for President Obama’s birth certificate. Again and again and again. Which is fine, many other presidents have been called in to question before. But to react to Obama’s newspaper birth announcement with something as insensitive and ignorant as, “His family was poor, how could they have done such a thing?” Come on, D. Trump. Were you throwing back a bottle of Hennessey before making that little statement?

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So…big day is almost here.

You ready for the real world?

What are your plans?

If you’re cringing at the very thought of these questions then there’s only one possible explanation: You too are a college senior. You too are caught between college and real life, trying to enjoy the time you have left at college while also trying to make plans for what comes next. You too are frustrated and upset, and unsure. But most importantly you too are badgered daily, no hourly, about all those post college plans. They want to know everything and they want to know it now. But you don’t even know the answers yourself so how can you answer their questions?

Well, lucky for you, I’ve compiled a list of answers for all those pesky questions you’re constantly being bombarded with. They may not be truthful and they may get you a few strange looks but they’ll definitely shut them up.

1. Do you have a job lined up yet?

Currently I’m mulling over a few different offers. MTV wants me on their new reality TV show. But I’m also really tempted by my acceptance to Harvard Law. Then again can Boston compare to that loft they promised me in Manhattan if I went to work for Donald Trump? Eh, maybe I’ll just finally accept Ryan Reynolds’ proposal and spend a few months honeymooning with him. What do you think I should do? Read More »

The end of spring semester means a few glorious things: spring weather (and the boys running shirtless that comes with it), porch cocktails and, duh, the end of school. But it also means a few not so glorious things: review sessions, study sessions, cram sessions, and the end of our favorite prime time TV shows.

Yes, quality TV is coming to an end and so-bad-it’s-sometimes-good summer programming is coming our way. So let’s have a moment of silence for our guilty pleasures, then mark our calendars and set our DVRs for their big ‘see ya later’ episodes: Read More »

Osama bin Laden is dead. But I’m sure you already knew that. Navy SEALs descended on his compound in Pakistan yesterday, killing him and two others. Apparently, one of bin Laden’s wives was used as a shield during the gunfight. U.S. officials received a tip concerning his whereabouts all the way back in August and have been planning the mission since then. After the White House broke the news, thousands of citizens rushed the White House (the first reportedly being local college students- we do know how to party) and Ground Zero.

The state of Hawaii released President Obama’s birth certificate, hoping to silence the so-called ‘birthers.’ Presidential wannabe Donald Trump reignited the rumors that our President (yep, the same one who just took down Osama bin Laden) was not actually born in the U.S.  On Wednesday, along with a copy of the doc, Obama made an announcement: “I just want to make a larger point,” he said. “We’ve got some enormous challenges out there,” and “sideshows and carnival barkers” (achem, Mr. Trump) can’t distract us from them. Hopefully, this will end the doubts once and for all, but it’s not likely- there are already conspiracy theories surrounding Osama bin Laden’s death. Read More »

So, last night was crazy, right? Here I am, sitting on my couch enjoying a bag of Pop Chips (yes, an entire bag. So much for portion control) watching NeNe Leakes flip her sh*t on Celebrity Apprentice when suddenly the news breaks in.

Osama Bin Laden has been killed, they tell me. Obama is going to address the nation shortly, I’m informed. Twitter was on fire. My Facebook Newsfeed was blowing up with pro-American reactions and “America, F**K Yeah!” lyrics. The text messages were pouring in.

And so it went from a typical Sunday night to the kind of moment we will all remember forever. Much like the tragedy of 9/11, the minute details of the moment I found out that Osama Bin Laden had finally been found and killed will forever be etched into my brain. I’ll always remember where I was and what I was doing when the news broke (as pathetic as I was at that moment).

So I want to know: what were you doing when you found out? And how did you find out? Was it the news? Online? Was it this very post? (If so, you really should start watching more news broadcasts!) Share below.

Then pour one out for the Navy SEALs. Yeah boy!

Spring is FINALLY here and you’re probably so sick of your winter clothes that you’re ready to throw a down coat bonfire party. I know I personally tried to put my Uggs through my paper shredder (poor idea, I admit now.)

But what will you wear after you throw away all your turtlenecks and fleece-lined jeggings? And when will you have time to go shopping with laying out in the quad studying for finals taking up all your time?

May we suggest PLNDR?

PLNDR.com is an exclusive, members-only online boutique that hosts limited time sales (often between 48 and 72 hours) offering the best in streetwear from cutting-edge brands at prices up to 80%-off – that’s practically stealing! They carry over 100 top brands and their lineup is rapidly expanding.  They have had over a 60% sell through on their largest brands such as- Married to the Bob, Betsey Johnson, Keep Shoes, Hellz Bellz, Luxirie, and Obey (just to name a few).

And may we help you shop there by giving you the opportunity to win PLNDR GIFTCARDS!?! We’re giving away FOUR giftcards valued at $100, $75, $50, and $25. Yep, we’re going all out and choosing FOUR winners.

Here’s how to enter to win.

1. Tell us what spring trend you’re most excited to wear in the comments AND sign up for PLNDR.com right here. That’s it. You’re automatically entered to win any of the four giftcards if you do that.  Oh, and make sure to use your real e-mail address so we can contact you if you win.

2. Contest closes at 11:59 PM on May, 5 2011

3. Please note this giveaway is only open to US and Canadian residents. You’ll receive your gift certificate code two weeks after the contest ends. For official rules and more legal mumbo-jumbo, click here.

By now, January 1^st, 2011 seems like a century ago. I mean, just think about how much has happened – good and bad – in the last five months.  Do you remember those little resolutions you made way back when? You know, when you were feeling optimistic and empowered and you were ready to change your life in 2011? Yeah, you probably gave up on them a long time ago.

And I’m here to get you back on track.

Now, I’m not talking about the resolutions like, “I promise to never drunk text my ex ever again.” Ladies, I’m not some magician here! (And really, who thought that was going to happen? Come on – get realistic!) I’m talking about the first month when you were able to get yourself out of bed at 7 AM, head to spin class and arrive in your Political Science class feeling like a super star. Remember all of that excitement and motivation you had? Where did that go?

If you stopped working out or leading a healthier lifestyle, ask yourself why. Did you get too busy? Did the routine bore you? Pinpoint the exact moment when you stopped sticking to your resolutions and then make a change for the better. Read More »

What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done drunk?

Um, why doesn’t Taye Diggs step out more

Insight into one woman’s collector mentality

Can’t believe this movie was even made

Should he try to win her back?

A chic spring look

25 borderline insane piercings

How often have you seen a boy cry?

Get together for a girl’s night in

Just gotta be smarter

Last week, the cast of Glee serenaded us for a full 90 minutes. (Get the full Glee-cap here.) And because of that extra half hour of musical enjoyment, I’ve had Glee on the brain nonstop. But not only have I been thinking about the Lady Gaga-inspired episode of last week and re-watching ‘Born This Way’ on YouTube again and again….and again, I’ve also been looking ahead. Like, way ahead. To episodes that have yet to be written and characters that have yet to be created.

Call this genius planning or wild fantasy, but I’ve got a few guest star suggestions for ya, Glee…

10. Kanye West.“Yo Sue, I’m really happy for you…I’mma let you finish. But Voldermort is the best evil villain of all time. The best evil villain of all time!”

9. Jennifer Hudson. Since she’s lost all that weight Jennifer Hudson has been getting lots and lots of media attention. But I’d like to think she’d take some time to pay a visit to her home channel, Fox 5, and hang with the Glee gang.

8. Rebecca Black. What? Come on. Don’t give me that look. It’s not like she wouldn’t fit right in with that crazy cast of characters. And it’s not like Glee isn’t going to be using her music in an upcoming episode anyway. Why not let Rebecca Black join in on the fun while we still know her name?

7. Britney Spears. I know they already covered her music in that whole dental hygiene hallucination episode that left me and Brittany a bit puzzled, but I think the pop princess herself should make an appearance. I mean, what better way to end the season than with a Brittney Spears and Brittany S. Pierce duet?     Read More »

You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re helping you build out the ultimate depressing graduation playlist. Because there’s nothing quite like accepting your diploma with tears running down your cheeks.

You’re welcome.

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