I remember when I first saw the “Stars—they’re just like us!” page in gossip mags. As if a picture of Jessica Alba grocery shopping in anyway makes her similar to me. But people eat this stuff up. If Blake Lively is doing something, we want to hear about it even if she’s just eating a tune sandwich. After perusing the web I found these gems. Come on people, not everything can be considered news and not everything should get deemed exciting enough to receive a post.