Archive for July, 2011

Top 10 Dorm Essentials You’ve Never Heard Of

When it comes to preparing for college dorm life, there are a lot of essentials.  From twin XL sheets and comforters, to college seating and shower totes, you’ve either got it or it’s already on your checklist.  You’re a savvy shopper and you have all the necessary dorm stuff covered…or do you?

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Tuffy Luv Breaks Kids Up

Question?! Answer: Ask Tuffy Luv.

Dear Tuffy Luv,

First off, let me give you a little background information by saying that I’m actually a senior in high school, and I read College Candy all the time to get a true impression of what I’m up against next year.  Your advice is always practical and true, and I realized I HAD to write to you in hopes that you can help my situation.

About a week ago, I went to this camp at the college I’m going to attend.  We stayed there for a week, in the best and newest dorms on campus, and got to go to class and everything.  Basically, I got a true taste of what college will be like, only a little less crowded since it’s the summer.  It was at camp that I met this amazing guy, let’s call him T.  I first saw him in the cafeteria for breakfast that morning, and I couldn’t help but notice how good looking he was.  Later on that day in class, we sat together; we didn’t learn a thing in that 2 hours because we were constantly talking to each other and laughing.  He told me later on that night in the dorm lounge (everyone was there watching the basketball game) that he had feelings for me and he wanted to get to know me better. Read More »


He Said/She Said: 5 Signs We’re Just Not That Into a Guy

[He Said/She Said is a series designed to help all our wonderfully confused readers figure out what he’s really thinking. So every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…and unlike our fave dude, these guys won’t be sugar coating anything for you. But before you jump into their heads (which seriously will make you feel like you need to shower), check out what we think!]

Whether you’re a guy or a girl, gay or straight, old or young, one of the most frustrating things about liking someone is not knowing if they like you back. Wait, no – that’s not totally right. The most frustrating thing is the amount of time wasted thinking/wondering/analyzing/wishing they like you and then playing games to make them show it.

I can honestly say that about 79% of my college career was spent wondering if the socially awkward Jewish boy who wasn’t cute in high school but came to college, learned how to do his hair and got a good pair of jeans I liked at the moment felt the same way about me. (For the record, the other 20% of the time was spent in an actual relationship where I knew the boy liked me, and the remaining 1% was spent planning for my future, considering a career path and “studying”…)

My mind was filled with thoughts like:

Does it mean he likes me if he texted me first?
And used an emoticon?
Left a witty message on my Facebook wall?
Spent the whole night talking to me at the bar?
Bought me a Natty Ice?
Asked me to stay over, then spent the evening doing pleasurable things to me until the morning light started peeking through the tapestry he had hanging over his window without getting ANY pleasure in return (what? You know I’m not a fan of it….), and then drove me home and kissed me goodbye only not to call or text for 4 whole days?

As you can imagine, it was exhausting, and I constantly found myself wondering, “Why can’t guys make it obvious when they’re not interested like we girls do?”

And then I realized: maybe we girls aren’t so clear either. Maybe guys don’t understand that me not sitting next to them in lecture means I don’t want to see them naked. Or that the fact that I’m not texting them back every 4 seconds means I’m not really feelin’ it. Read More »


The Worst Drinking Ideas Ever: How Seemingly Awesome Ideas Turn Into Sloppy Hook Ups, the Fresh 15, and Beyond

People tend to make a lot of poor choices after consuming alcohol. And that’s before you factor in delicious drinks and fun games that aim to sneak alcohol into your system that much faster. By eliminating the following things, your college experience might have fewer headaches and exponentially improved rate of good decision-making.

Icing: This trend got so out of hand last summer that I heard countless stories of bosses icing their interns and entire bars running out of Smirnoff Ice. This so-called girly drink can get aggressive when your roommate ices you after a long night of drinking (bad) or when you’re hungover the next morning (worse).

Vodka Whipped Cream: Whipped Lightening has created the first alcohol-infused whipped cream weighing in at 36.5 proof….as if we needed another easy and delicious way to consume alcohol. Oh, and the nutritional values are miraculously missing, no calories listed so they don’t count, right?

Liquor Pong: You’re just asking for problems. Read More »


5 Tech Things Every Girl Should Know How to Do

There are certain tech-type things that every girl knows how to do. We know how to upload Facebook photos, and how to listen to music online. We know how to tweet and send e-mails, and how to Skype and iChat. But there are other tech things that often escape us. Things that are less for entertainments and more for academic or professional purposes. Less exciting but infinitely more useful.

None of these tricks I’m listing below are rocket science and some of you probably know how to do all of them, some of you none of them, and some of you have probably heard vague mention of them but have shown no interest in actually determining what they are. Which is totally fine. But have a look anyway because these tips and tricks may come in handy some day.

1. Create a compressed a zip folder. Zip folders reduce the size of your files and the space they take up on your computer. And they make it much easier to send files over e-mail because they upload in half the time. It’s especially useful for pictures. All you have to do is right click on the folder, select send to, and then select compressed zip folder. It’s the same for a Mac, you’re just selecting “compress” instead of send to after you’ve selected the folders. Easy and efficient.

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’80s Movies Every ‘90s Kid Should See

If I could go back to any decade it would be the ’80s, but unlike Michael J. Fox I never found an old man who made a time machine out of a DeLorean. So I’m forced to watch one of my favorite decades through movies, horrible music videos (I’m looking at you Paula), and of course thrift store shopping for bright-colored leggings (they’re still in, right?).

Luckily, the ’80s seem to be making a comeback, I know, I know I’m as surprised as you are. And although I am all set with shoulder pads, it is nice to finally have other people appreciating the artfully crafted movies from that time period.

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Maxim Says the Darndest Things: July Edition

July is one of my favorite months of the entire year. And not because Maxim finally gets a chance to pimp out articles encouraging men to go to work without pants (just because it’s balmy out), and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can prance around desolate beaches wearing studded jean shorts that would only fit a midget or a Hollister manikin. (Let’s just say I could see some cheekie cheek.)

Just in case Maxim readers are ever bored at work, we learned how to shove a water bottle in an office chair so your co-worker will have the instant sensation of peeing themselves upon sitting down. Whatever, whoever is gone long enough to allow a co-worker to do something so atrocious deserves to think they peed their pants. And needs to stop eating Bangin’ Burritos from the gas station and stay sitting at their desk for a while.

In Maxim’s newest favorite article ‘Maxim Office Assistant’ they interviewed the new prospect office contender. Lucky for all the horny toads in any man-child’s dream office – upcoming office assistant, Carissa, shares she thinks it’s sexy to pick up orders and move boxes in nothing but a jacket and sexy lingerie.  Looks like I’m never going to make the cut for sexy assistant. Since the last time I moved a box in a trench coat and frilly undies from Charlotte Russe was in a vivid nightmare. Read More »


Sex Tips Straight From The Readers of College Candy

Sometimes the best sex advice comes from friends — not authors, therapists or any kind of sexpert. At College Candy our frisky readers know just how to get down, so that’s why we reached out to you for your sexiest tips about sessions in the sack. We were all ears and we were impressed. Not just impressed with your advice, but also with the fact that it never got too explicit or too kinky or too “put my whosawhatsit in my where?!”

So, with no further ado, here’s what you had to say:

  • Before you have sex with a new person (or ever, if you still possess the v-card, good for you!) think about if you do and they leave you, would you still be okay with yourself? If you think you wouldn’t be, then wait until you are. If you think you would be, be safe and enjoy the ride!
  • Communication is important in every situation, but especially when it comes to sex. When you talk about likes and dislikes with your partner, and are open to trying new things, both people “cum” out happier.
  • If you can’t talk about it, you shouldn’t do it.
  • Nothing is sexier than CONFIDENCE!

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College Candy Sorting Hat: The HP Crew Goes to College in the US

Let’s be real, seven years at Hogwarts just isn’t enough. I mean those kids need to know a little more than just how to cast a few spells, right? I could totally get down to Rowling penning a few more books on Harry Potter: The College Years. Saved By the Bell did it, Boy Meets World did it, pretty much every other sitcom centered on high school life did it. So why not, Potter kids?

JK, I’ll even help you out a little so you can hit the ground running with this one. According to the sorting hat in my head, here’s where you can expect to see all of our favorite HP characters heading off to earn their degrees.

Click on the gallery button to see where we sent the Hogwarts kids to college!

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You’re Invited to the CollegeCandy Summer Party in NYC

What’s up fabulous College Candy readers!? Summer is finally here and we couldn’t be happier! (Welllll if Bradley Cooper was also here, we would be a little bit happier). We’re celebrating the warm weather the only way we know how…with a PARTY. That’s right, CollegeCandy is throwing our first ever party in NYC on July 12 and we want YOU to come.

Why should you come?

Do $3 drink specials get you excited? How about fabulous goody bags for the first 30 guests? Perhaps insane raffle prizes get you giddy? Or maybe you just want to meet all your favorite writers in person? Whatever the reason…we don’t care. We’re just excited to have you! So leave your internship worries at home, grab your roommate/friend/boyfriend (basically anyone besides your mom) and join us for happy hour! RSVP right here.

If you’re one of the first 30 guests to arrive, you’re leaving with a killer goody bag! What’s in it? Only the coolest of the cool:

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