Horny? There Are 10 Apps For That!

August 11, 2011 1:00 pm     Posted in Cool Stuff, Featured Right, Relationships, Sex  Kim- Syracuse University g+ page

Apple means business when they say “there’s an app for that.” Now that MTV and their Staying Alive campaign have backed a new app called “iCondom” which helps you locate the nearest place to buy rubbers, there’s been a lot of heat surrounding these frisky apps. iCondom is only one of the few apps created to help you get it on the right way.


By Kim

So for all you tech-crazed junkies who can’t put your phones down long enough for a little sexy time, now you don’t have to! Here are 10 sexy apps to keep you horndogs humping!

MyVibe: If you’ve ever wanted to turn your iPhone into a vibrator, now there’s an app for that.

Dirty Truth or Dare: comes in different editions. Two girls, college edition, drunk edition, pick your poison!

Beat Viagara: the pill-free musical way.

Rate My Sex. The mid-intercourse edition.

Nude It: automatically shows a naked body whenever it detects a face in your camera. Apparently it doesn’t work very well. Surprise, surprise.

Sexy Slang’s Naughty & Nice Charades:  I’m sure you can show him better than you can tell him.

Sex for (adult) dummies: info about all things sex. For adults. Because they’re the only ones that have sex, apparently.

Cosmo’s Sex Position of the Day: Because it wouldn’t be a sex app if Cosmo didn’t take part in it!

Bedometer: place your iPhone or iPod on your bed while you’re having sex and it will measure how many calories you’ve burned. Although this seems somewhat creepy, I think it would encourage me to really “perform” so that I can burn as many calories as possible!

Make your partner believe you’ve got a way with words by sending some sexy, erotic lines to go with those steamy sexting pics!

5 Comments on "Horny? There Are 10 Apps For That!"
  1. Alison says:
    Thu, 11th Aug 201110:10 pm 

    The bedometer really does seem creepy. Imagine telling someone "oh excuse me. Before we have sex, I just need to place my bedometer here so I can measure how many calories I burned while having sex with you."

  2. davide says:
    Tue, 16th Aug 20119:30 am 

    Bedometer is hilarious!

  3. NeoDra says:
    Wed, 24th Aug 20116:05 am 

    the apps seems great
    i've never thought my E71 could be like that

  4. IBoogie App says:
    Tue, 20th Mar 20129:11 am 

    iBoogie sex app: "http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/iboogie/id468638580?mt=8&uo=4"
    - Keep track of all your dates, rate them, keep then in your archive
    - Boogie woogie times play music while doing it.
    - Keeps track of your performance in bed
    - Safe and private – bought by many
    -Creates stats of all your sexual history — keep track on how you evolve
    Check it out

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