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Horny? There Are 10 Apps For That!

Apple means business when they say “there’s an app for that.” Now that MTV and their Staying Alive campaign have backed a new app called “iCondom” which helps you locate the nearest place to buy rubbers, there’s been a lot of heat surrounding these frisky apps. iCondom is only one of the few apps created to help you get it on the right way.

So for all you tech-crazed junkies who can’t put your phones down long enough for a little sexy time, now you don’t have to! Here are 10 sexy apps to keep you horndogs humping!

MyVibe: If you’ve ever wanted to turn your iPhone into a vibrator, now there’s an app for that.

Dirty Truth or Dare: comes in different editions. Two girls, college edition, drunk edition, pick your poison!

Beat Viagara: the pill-free musical way.

Rate My Sex. The mid-intercourse edition.

Nude It: automatically shows a naked body whenever it detects a face in your camera. Apparently it doesn’t work very well. Surprise, surprise.

Sexy Slang’s Naughty & Nice Charades:  I’m sure you can show him better than you can tell him.

Sex for (adult) dummies: info about all things sex. For adults. Because they’re the only ones that have sex, apparently.

Cosmo’s Sex Position of the Day: Because it wouldn’t be a sex app if Cosmo didn’t take part in it!

Bedometer: place your iPhone or iPod on your bed while you’re having sex and it will measure how many calories you’ve burned. Although this seems somewhat creepy, I think it would encourage me to really “perform” so that I can burn as many calories as possible!

Make your partner believe you’ve got a way with words by sending some sexy, erotic lines to go with those steamy sexting pics!

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    1. […] Next time you’re horny just try out one of these apps. (College Candy) […]

    2. Alison says:

      The bedometer really does seem creepy. Imagine telling someone "oh excuse me. Before we have sex, I just need to place my bedometer here so I can measure how many calories I burned while having sex with you."

    3. davide says:

      Bedometer is hilarious!

    4. NeoDra says:

      the apps seems great
      i've never thought my E71 could be like that

    5. IBoogie App says:

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      – Keep track of all your dates, rate them, keep then in your archive
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      – Keeps track of your performance in bed
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