If Disney Princesses Went to College…

August 17, 2011 4:30 pm     Posted in College, Entertainment, HaHa, Inline Gallery, Sidebar  Brittany - University of Saint Thomas g+ page


By Brittany

Disney has been embedded into our lives since we’ve been little nugget kittens, playing with sticky Cheerios on our highchair trays like old ladies at a nursing home, watching all of our favorite lady characters become our newest edition of cartoon role models.

So why forget about them completely when college rolls around? I know I haven’t forgotten. In fact, I’ve watched my fair share of Disney throwbacks about um, 80 times, in the comfort of my own dorm room. Most of the time I watch them because I need a mid-week special to soften the blow of a study sesh, or need a blatant yet creative excuse to procrastinate. The main reason I watch them still remains to be the magical feeling Disney movies and their princesses give me. Like I’m going to wake up the next morning in a glittery pumpkin wearing glass slippers…

“A dream is a wish your heart makes…doo di doo di doo.”

I won’t get caught up singing in Cinderella’s honor but I do wonder what each Disney princess would be like if she were flip-flopping her way to the community bathroom with a shower caddy swinging at her side. A dream is a wish your heart makes after an theme party education, am I right?!?

Let’s look into what a college campus would be like with each Disney princess present.

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    • 29 Comments on "If Disney Princesses Went to College…"

    1. Nicole says:
      Wed, 17th Aug 20116:03 pm 

      I laughed so hard at #3..
      I found a new BCBG silk dress.. discounted to 22$ at my local Winners (the Canadian Marshall's)
      does that make me obnoxious, slutty AND Princess Jasmine?

    2. Marisa says:
      Wed, 17th Aug 20119:06 pm 

      Hilarious.

    3. Robyn says:
      Thu, 18th Aug 20111:16 am 

      I WISH I was Belle but I'm probably Snow White haha

    4. Gilly says:
      Thu, 18th Aug 201111:15 am 

      I loved them all except Ariel's… I feel like there's more to her than silverware hoarding… wouldn't she walk around the dorm in a seashell bra singing all the time or something? Or wouldn't she ditch everyone to spend time with the guy of her dreams? Everything else was hysterical.

    5. Jennifer says:
      Fri, 19th Aug 20113:07 pm 

      I think Jasmine would be a bit of a feminist/social activist. Perhaps a naive/hypocritical one, at first, who still likes having her dinners paid for and doors opened for her, but she'd fall in love with a nice guy who's at school on scholarship and begin to realize that there's more to life than wealth. Before you know it, she'll be rallying for women's rights and advocating for social change.

    6. Jennifer says:
      Fri, 19th Aug 20113:08 pm 

      Ariel would totally be the girl who sings in the shower and stairwells. Also, the second she gets a new crush, she'll talk about him all the time with her friends and insist that they help her snag him.

    7. weloveglitter says:
      Fri, 2nd Sep 201110:52 am 

      haha, so cool! Thanks! :)

    8. Amelia K. says:
      Mon, 5th Sep 20118:44 pm 

      haha! Belle describes me almost perfectly!

    9. Nick says:
      Tue, 6th Sep 20119:32 pm 

      I need to find Belle…. :/

    10. Michaela says:
      Sat, 10th Sep 20111:33 pm 

      * You forgot the fact that she's married to Aladin! Anyways, I agree about the part of her changing.

    11. @MJJ_Luv says:
      Tue, 13th Sep 20114:20 pm 

      Umm….. how come Tiana was skipped?

    12. Annie says:
      Sat, 17th Sep 20113:23 pm 

      I absolutely LOVE the talking dresser for Belle. I totally want that to be me. >.<

    13. Dingle Hopper 84 says:
      Sun, 18th Sep 20115:15 pm 

      There was so much more to Ariel than the dingle hopper and her other treasurers – she was adventurous and fell in love with a human when everyone else in her life was against it and didn't think it was possible or RIGHT. She pushed beyond the social norms – YAY!

    14. Angry Brista says:
      Sun, 4th Dec 20119:31 am 

      Espresso…it's espresso, not expresso.

    15. Taryn says:
      Sun, 22nd Jan 20124:32 pm 

      I’m glad Tiana was skipped I mean I grew up with the original Disney princesses not Tiana. I don’t consider her a princess. Anyways I agree that there is more to Ariel than being a silverware hoarder!

    16. Brian says:
      Wed, 2nd May 201211:11 am 

      Alice would be the experimental one. Always tripping on something new each weekend, freaking out that everyone around her has suddenly gotten smaller or bigger. On her good trips, though, she'd be in her own little wonderland :)

    17. Brian says:
      Wed, 2nd May 201211:13 am 

      Tiana would have a pet psychoactive toad that she'd lick every once in a while… ;)

    18. Whatsittoya says:
      Sat, 7th Jul 201212:29 am 

      Some of those photos were from Miss Bimbo, like the ones of Jasmine and Ariel.

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