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10 Disasters That Will Happen If Madonna Performs At The Super Bowl
October 5, 2011 Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, HaHa, Inline Gallery, WTF
Word on the street is that Madonna will be gracing us all with her biceps at the half time show of this year’s Super Bowl. Please contain your excitement.
Entertainment Weekly reports that this buzzed-about performance would coincide with her first single release from her upcoming album, due for release spring 2012.
I’ll just go out and say what we’re all thinking here (like always…sigh), much like the year 2012- Madonna at the half time show would be apocalyptic. Not only could she rip apart both teams with one of her hulk-hands but also there would be endless advertisements for her & Lourdes’ Material Girl brand: yikes!
If the visual I’ve just provided does not frighten you enough, please enjoy these 10 hypothetical horrors that will occur if this rumor comes to fruition:
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Best Event Tickets says:
Wed, 5th Oct 20116:11 pm
Scary it might be but don't put it past some brash young tv exec who thinks he/she has just had the creative 'stroke of genius' of the century.
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BJ says:
Wed, 5th Oct 201111:00 pm
You’re just mean.
Madeleine - Suffolk says:
Wed, 5th Oct 201111:43 pm
this is obviously in good fun
barancy peloma says:
Thu, 6th Oct 20119:37 am
madonna doesn't have too much muscle mass- she simply has NO body fat on her frame. no feminine softness at all. and she does have those ghastly, grim reaper arms along with the crypt keeper hands and that mummified face is a real horror show.
Jessica Zaleski - University of Florida says:
Thu, 6th Oct 20112:00 pm
I thought this was hilarious. People say she looks great for her age but I think she looks so weird with those nasty hand and all of her muscles.
Brittany - University of Saint Thomas says:
Fri, 7th Oct 201111:41 am
HAHAH The last image of J.Timberlake and Madonna is classic. Boob slip anyone? We hope not. Chances are, Madonna will probably let her daughter come up on stage and sing "Like a Virgin" or something.
Eleanore Ballarin Lotta says:
Sun, 9th Oct 201111:49 am
fugly.
AnneRI says:
Sun, 9th Oct 20114:53 pm
She looks like h—-, which is not much worse than she ever did, but she is definitely not accepting her true age. If she performs at half-time, I for one will be shutting it off.
dale says:
Sun, 9th Oct 20118:23 pm
Who is Madonna?
Diane says:
Mon, 10th Oct 201112:38 pm
I just loathe hydrangeas and she has no talent at all. She uses her stage presence for her political views.
I won't be watching her.
jay pee says:
Wed, 12th Oct 20116:25 am
Ha ha.
They should let her play at the Superbowl halftime but have the stage decorated for colour with large displays of HYDRANGEAS. lol
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