Archive for October, 2011

Candy Dish: Fashion and Beauty Overload

Salon add-ons you can skip

This may be the greatest concealer ever

Playing with sartorial personas

Get Zoe Saldana’s sequin jacket with black pants

Playing with monochrome

10 awesome scarves

10 inspiring fall dress trends to try

Bloggers’ best advice on parting with your hair extensions

The skin care tip you don’t want to miss

Get a nice natural glow


True Life: I’m The Ugly Sister

Ever hear the story of the ugly duckling? No? Let me refresh you then. The Ugly Duckling is quite simple a story about an ugly duck. Nobody wanted the ugly duck. Not the mother, not the brothers, not the other birds, not even the gross geese. So the poor ugly duckling ran away from his home to live by himself. At the pond where he made his new home, he would longingly stare at the swans, wishing he could look as majestic and beautiful as them. Until one day, after spending months in a chicken coop and then escaping almost being cooked alive, he returned to the pond and saw his reflection. He was finally beautiful. He was a swan… What a bunch of bull s***.

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Jessica Simpson Sells Pregnancy Announcement for $500,000

Are you between film projects? Still recovering from your last tour? Does your new NBC reality competition Fashion Star have yet to set a premiere date? If so, here’s how to make a quick buck as a celebrity: Get pregnant. Hide your pregnancy. And sell the announcement for half a million dollars. Read More »


Saturday Flashback: 7 Things You Should Never Stop Doing

Being an adult requires that you stop doing certain practices from your childhood. College requires you to be dependent, so waiting half a semester to bring your laundry home for your mom to wash isn’t going to cut it. The silver lining is we can now vote and (look old enough to) buy alcohol, but it still sucks that we’re too grown up for our moms to make our ponytails, we’re too old to order off the vastly less expensive kid’s menu, and we have too much homework for 9 o’clock to be our bedtime. However, there are the childish habits that we stopped doing sometime during puberty that we shouldn’t have discontinued. We’re not girls, but we’re not yet women, so go crazy with the nail art before you’re really a grown up. Read More »


5 Easy, Inexpensive, & Totally Cute Halloween Costume Ideas

Since Halloween is a little over a week away, I thought I would give you girls some last-minute Halloween costume ideas that you can put together with the stuff you probably already have! You’ll stand out from the hordes of sexy cops, sailors, and kittens, but still look totally adorable and creative!

So, without further ado, here are my Top 5 Inexpensive and Totally Cute Halloween Costume Ideas!


Candy Dish: Something Wicked This Way Comes

Learning from our favorite pop culture witches

Prince Harry likes his American girls

Dealing with a competitive friend

Ohemgee, Hanson does Mmmbop

Would you wear lion paw pumps?

Music videos inspired by our favorite horror films

Can we make shirtless Friday a thing??

Is black the new white at weddings??


Single Girl Society – Sometimes A Friend Isn’t Worth Keeping

Lesson #43 – Sometimes A Friend Isn’t Worth Keeping

Maybe I’m just one of the lucky ones, but my high school years never once made me wonder when my life had become an episode of The Hills. The peak of drama during my high school years included deciding whether to play it safe and straighten my hair or to take a chance on my unpredictable waves on yearbook picture day. When college rolled around, the drama remained relatively low as I clung to a small inner-circle of good friends and the few boyfriends I had through the years. I can’t help but feel lucky with my less-than-turbulent recent years, but since it appears that single life and drama can sometimes go hand in hand, so here are my tips on how to deal.

We’ve all heard the classic rule that “no man is worth losing a friendship over,” and while I whole-heartedly agree when it comes to close friends, I can’t say that I agree in all instances. As girls, we all have that one friend who, for whatever reason, seems to only want to know about your dating life. Every time you grab lunch with her, the topic of conversation is always centered around what guys you’re currently dating or what guys you want to date, and every time you try to steer the conversation away from dating, she immediately brings it right back. It’s almost as if she doesn’t really care about you, because has no interest in anything you do, just the guys you date.

Though I’m sure many are bound to disagree, I consider this an exception to the “no man is worth it” rule. If the extent of your relationship with a girlfriend is based on discussing guys, then it’s not a surprise if you lose her friendship over a guy because it seems as though that’s the only realm you two have ever shared with one another. Clearly I wouldn’t advocate this for most friendships you have, but instead just for those few girls in your life who have never seemed to care much about your life outside of the time you spend discussing guys with her.

It’s also worth disclosing that if you do sever ties with a girlfriend over a guy, then you should realize that blame is an equal opportunity employer. For whatever reason, girl drama tends to place all of the blame on the girl and yet the guy, who is just as deserving (if not, more) goes unscathed. Just because you lose a friendship over a guy, doesn’t always mean you don’t lose the guy too. And if you end up making the judgment call that a guy is worth the mess he was partially to blame for, then out of respect for the girlfriend you lost and for yourself, let your guy know what he did isn’t going to fly again.

Lastly, and most importantly, remember that just because you sever ties with a girlfriend doesn’t mean you have to do it without class. You don’t need to make it your business to make this girl’s life a living hell simply because she wronged you and you really don’t need to destroy her life to rebuild your own. If you’re going to drop a friend, then drop her and don’t come back to it if you don’t have anything nice to say. Girl drama is cyclical if you deciding severing ties is the best decision for you then do your part to break the cycle by actually breaking it, and moving on with your life.

Got it? Feel empowered? Good. Now get the first 42 rules of the Single Girl Society


Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Schedule

Today Kim Kardashian is 31 years old (she’s practically a fossil!). We got ahold of a schedule for the day that shows how Kim is celebrating (we got ahold of it because we made it up). Since Kim’s wedding was such a spectacle, her birthday celebration will most likely be one too.

5 a.m.- Kim wakes up

5:01 a.m.-The hair and make-up team arrives and glams her up.

6:00 a.m.- E! cameras show up

6:02 a.m.- Kris Humphries says something stupid

6:30 a.m.- Kris Jenner coaches Kim about all of the products she has to mention on camera. She tells her, “Kim, once you eat a slice of cake, make sure you say, ‘Thank god I have Quicktrim to burn this off!’” Read More »


Budget Stylista: Mod Revival

Super-short hemlines, androgyny, shift dresses and flat shoes. Open any magazine this fall and you’ll see it right there; mod is back. So put on Austin Powers and watch some reruns of America’s Next Top Model (only the seasons where Twiggy judged or then you’re just watching ANTM reruns…), and channel your inner Edie Sedgwick, but please leave the heroin addiction at home.

Designer Mary Quant made the mini a mod staple, and it hasn’t gone out of style since. This season put away your maxis and bring out your teeny tiniest hemlines. Not big on short dresses (pun intended)? Sport a menswear-inspired pant and sweetheart collar with some chandelier earrings and you’ll be mod-ready too!

Below are some revamped mod looks for $35 or less! Read More »


Candy Dish: Man Candy

Things we look for in guys’ personalities

How guys get us to forgive them

This could get your man to come to yoga with you

Finally, men telling other men not to have affairs

Manly wisdom like where not to take women on a first date

If you cheated, will he take you back?

Tips for your guy if he’s meeting your parents