Things Justin Bieber and His New Baby Can Do Together

November 2, 2011 Posted in Celebrity, Inline Gallery, Sidebar, TMZ RSS

Guess what guys??? Justin Bieber’s mom was too busy pimping him out on Youtube to give him a sex talk! Some girl is claiming that Justin got her pregnant after one of his shows. She was invited backstage, and her and Justin had sex (30 second sex!), she claims. Now she’s got a three-month-old baby and wants to take Justin to court for a paternity test. If the baby turns out to be Justin’s (PLEASE BE JUSTIN’S), maybe he’ll step into some big dad shoes and hang out with it sometimes. If he’s looking for ideas for things to do with his new baby, we’ve got him covered.

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Ashley L. Coates says:
Wed, 2nd Nov 20119:34 pm

I wouldn't wish teen pregnancy on anybody, but if he's a cheater (idk how long he and that girl have been together and I don't particularly care), then he kinda deserves some kind of retribution. Just sayin'.
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Kate W. says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 201112:53 am

Jessica, you are HILARIOUS! And I SO agree with you!

Iknow says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20111:29 am

2 simple letters: PR !!!
No more to say…

Iknow says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20111:30 am

And ability to get more mature fans.
It's simple PR technologies.

criolle johnny says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20112:37 am

Why isn't this "girl" in jail?
She was nineteen at the time and he was sixteen. The age of consent in California is eighteen.
She has confessed, in a sworn statement, to a felony.
Reverse the genders, Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift impregnated by a nineteen year old (gasp) M-A-N, when they were sixteen. That M-A-N, dirty rotten scoundrel would be doing twenty-five to life, NOT cashing in a seven-pound-annuity.
IF the child proves to be his, he and his family can raise HIS baby while she serves her time in prison. She might even get released in time to see his son or daughter graduate college.

leah says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20119:10 am

I can't wait to see them get braces together! awwww

Kylie - Vermont says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20111:55 pm

Are we even sure the baby is Bebe's yet?

rose says:
Thu, 3rd Nov 20119:09 pm

You're a snob.

Casey says:
Fri, 4th Nov 20119:39 am

Why?

nicole says:
Fri, 18th Nov 20112:46 am

You sound a little upset? Did you once have Bieber Fever? Hold on, are you secretly one of those girls who were threatening Selena?
But for real, you just sound bitter with all this bashing. I want him to be the father as much as the next hater. I'm not broadcasting it though

Rhiannon says:
Sun, 20th Nov 201111:39 pm

This article is stupid, a little gross, and absolutely hilarious. Loved it!

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