An Exclusive Excerpt from the Kardashians’ New Book

By Jessica Zaleski

This week, an excerpt from the Kardashian sisters’ new book, Dollhouse, was released. Do you guys remember how you felt when you first read amazing writing. Well, get ready to feel that way times twenty.

The story centers on three sisters, Kamille, Kassidy and Kyle, who are a part of a high-profile family (did Ryan Seacrest come up with this idea?). Right after this excerpt was released, CollegeCandy got our hands on an even newer excerpt (because we wrote it)!

Check out this scene where the sisters argue with their mom-ager, Krystal, about who is the prettiest.

Krystal was sick of hearing her daughters argue. Obviously the middle one, Kassidy, was the prettiest because of her large butt and because her desire to film herself during sex gave this family everything they have. But she couldn’t tell her daughters that. She has to make them feel like they are all equally gorgeous and useful to the family.

 Kyle, the youngest and named the manliest name because of her tall, rugged looks, always had insecurities about her height and lighter hair.

“I know you think Kassidy is the prettiest, mom,” she said. “I always see you in your office staring at piles of money saying, ‘Thank you, Kassidy for making the amazing choice to give a blow job on film.’”

Krystal had to give them the speech she always gave them.

“Girls, you three are the most beautiful daughters any mother could ask for. No other daughters could compare to you three,” she told them.

Little did she know, Kendall Kayleigh and Kylie Karly heard the whole thing…

What will happen next? Will Kayleigh and Karly run away from home? Will Krystal apologize? Will Kayleigh and Karly kill their other sisters?

I guess you will just have to order the book to find out!