Turtleneck or Crew Neck: The Celebrity Circumcision Game
November 16, 2011 12:30 pm Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Sex, TMZ RSS Noa - CU Boulder g+ page

There has been a bit of discussion recently among our writers over whether or not our favorite celebrity dudes are circumcised or uncircumcised. Now, before you ignore the larger issue here and ask why the hell they’d talk about such a bizarre thing — just accept that they tend to let our minds wander and conversations drift from time to time.
Now, back to it. There are strong opinions when it comes to penis…uh…styles (can I say that? does it sound weird?). Imagine if you were one of those girls who was all like, “Gah! What is that? Pause while I WebMD this sitch” every time she came across an uncut dude. What would you do if your ultimate celeb crush came along, totally DTF, and he was sporting more than you bargained for? Would you tell him to move along? Or would you gamely explore foreign territory?
While we can’t coach you through the make-it or break-it moment, we can give you the dirt on who has an elephant trunk in their pants…and who doesn’t. Before we reveal the answers, though, see if you can guess what each of these men are working with…
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Will Smith
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Ryan Gosling
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James Franco
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John Mayer
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Jon Hamm
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Mark-Paul Gosselaar
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Macauley Culkin
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Keanu Reeves
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Anthony Weiner
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Rob Lowe
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Jonah Hill
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Paul Walker
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Zac Efron
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Mario Lopez
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Heath Ledger
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Will Arnet
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Ewan McGregor
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Leonardo DiCaprio
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Colin Farrell
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Jason Segal
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Charlie Sheen
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Chelsea V. Davis says:
Wed, 16th Nov 20117:05 pm
This is funny as hell! lmao
Ron Low says:
Thu, 17th Nov 201112:57 am
The word uncircumcised is odd and kind of offensive.
Would you say a woman with natural breasts is un-enlarged? That would carry connotations that having the boob job was the normal thing to do, that natural breasts were just foundering until such time as they can finally be corrected.
The better term for a penis as nature made is intact or natural.
Alonna says:
Thu, 17th Nov 20111:25 pm
Somebody is dick hurt….
Hannah says:
Thu, 17th Nov 20113:03 pm
I don't think uncircumcised is negative. it's what it is, and more descriptive than 'intact' or 'natural'.
Brie says:
Fri, 18th Nov 201110:08 pm
I've seen this issue a few times in American TV and media – the funny thing is that in Europe (even in the UK) being circumcised is definitely unusual. It would certainly be assumed that you were Jewish or Muslim, as routine circumcision is generally thought to be unnecessary and (potentially) cruel.
Crystal says:
Mon, 28th Nov 201111:29 am
Does it bother anyone else that they chose a picture of Macauley Culkin when he was like… 8 years old for an article discussing his penis?
Sam says:
Mon, 28th Nov 201111:08 pm
I reckon this article is wrong. Colin Farrell is cut – I've seen his sex tape! But clicking above and below his pic it says he's uncircumcised.
Also, regardless of whether "uncircumcised" gives unfair connotations, the article itself implies finding an uncut penis would be shocking and "more than you bargained for." What's the big deal? It's the way men are made.
Donna says:
Sun, 4th Dec 20111:50 am
You idiot, Collin is uncut, he talks about it in several interviews. And even shows people on request.
Lexxus says:
Sat, 10th Dec 201112:54 pm
A logically valid argument Ron, whether the connotation is pos. or neg. is irrelevant. Funny topic btw, esp. seeing that probably 75% of the male world has not had this religious procedure performed on them (which is performed without consent…i never understood the ethics of that). But, then, this is AMURICA dammit, we do everything our own way. *sigh*
TLCTugger says:
Sun, 11th Dec 20111:00 am
Somebody is humanity deficient.
Maria says:
Mon, 12th Dec 20113:24 am
Donna, you are right, but let's try not to name call here. He looks cut in his sex tape because the skin is pulled back, so that may have confused some people. But yes, he has talked about being uncut many times, which is not a surprise since most guys from Ireland are.
The Luxe Heritage says:
Mon, 12th Dec 201111:28 pm
You have no idea how hard I prayed that James Franco was circumcised. i would be so disappointed if wasn't.
Ashley says:
Wed, 1st Feb 201211:43 pm
You have no idea what an intact man looks like. When he is erect you can not tell the difference. Colin is intact. You may need to educate yourself on the human body.
Ak says:
Thu, 2nd Feb 201212:50 am
Whats bizarre is having to explain to ignorant people that strapping someone down against their will on a torture table and cutting their genitals (circumcising) is never a good idea, especially since it will damage theirs AND their partners sexual function and level of pleasure forever.
These guys had parents with common sense, who did not let some sicko cut their childrens genitals.
Courtney says:
Thu, 2nd Feb 201210:33 am
You can not visually see a difference in an intact male when erect… But boy you can feel the difference!! The best sex of my life was with an intact man! Cut men have NO idea what they are missing nor do most American woman! Intact men are thicker, better, have NO issues getting it up and can go on as long as you want. This girl will never marry another cut man!
caitie says:
Mon, 6th Feb 20125:58 pm
Oh no! You mean some of the parents of these men didnt subject them to a cosmetic surgery (as stated by the AAP) that claims over 100 babies lives a year in the US and is usually done without adequate, if any, pain medication that is one of the leading causes of ED in men. It takes 5 seconds of research to educate yourself. No medical agency in the world reccomends circumcusion. Once you know better, you do better. Parents who know better do not mutilate their childrens genitals. I for one do not prefer my men cut, scarred and calloused. But then again those babies strapped to a tabke had no choice, its the parents of those babies who disgust me the most.
John says:
Sun, 8th Jul 201211:50 pm
Well you got it wrong with Heath Ledger. A picture speaks a thousand words; obviously a 'crew neck'
http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=heath+ledger+na…
Jim says:
Sun, 15th Jul 201212:37 am
Being 'intact" and growing up here in the US I was subjected to a LOT of teasing by other kids and also (still) am uncomfortable when my male friends want to go skinny dipping in the hot tub. When women are around it makes me even more uncomfortable. I am 43 years old and all of my best friends are cut. I am happy that the trend is going towards uncircumcised. It all began with a stupid religious rite and a way to distinguish who's who and people don't realize how it affects each individual. Although I have great sex and a very "pretty dick" (when erect), I still see the looks on people's faces and the reactions. Because Americans are SO prudish to this day, there will always be stigma placed on this. Most pictures show cut men. Even in school I had to learn of why boys should be circumcised. Guessed almost all o these correctly, BTW
Jim says:
Sun, 15th Jul 20121:25 am
No John, he is uncut. He has a small, tight foreskin and it was exposed for the shoot
Jim says:
Sun, 15th Jul 20121:27 am
I'm uncut and you CAAN see a difference, babe. It all depends on the amount of foreskin
Jim says:
Sun, 15th Jul 20121:28 am
He IS uncut and is PROUD…..you see his erection and his glans is exposed
Storm131 says:
Thu, 20th Sep 20121:06 pm
I find it especially bizarre that pro-circumcison people use the argument of hygiene to support their stance. How anyone can justify surgically modifying the way a boy is born over teaching him to wash properly is beyond me. As for aesthetics, is a flaccid cut penis all that much more attractive than a flaccid uncut one? Neither look all that attractive but quite frankly a bit of excess wrinkly skin is better than unsightly scarring.
Storm131 says:
Thu, 20th Sep 20121:08 pm
Yep, I thought the same.
ZANPAKUTOU says:
Tue, 16th Oct 201210:17 pm
Wow!!! Let me tell u. 26 years old & I went to get circumcised. To the guys thinking of doing it, think twice. I had to cut mine because when erected, my foreskin couldn’t go over my head. If I hadn’t done it. It wouldv eventually do scarring & tearing. Laying on that bed while they were performing. It went ok. No pain. But when u get home, when the aenesthetic worked out, I was in my Glory (pain). But hey. I’m a Virgin again
mick says:
Fri, 2nd Nov 20122:11 pm
Dave Annable seems to be cut !
mick says:
Fri, 2nd Nov 20122:15 pm
Eurpeans and Latin Americans are not circumcised,and their HIV-AIDS rate is lower than in the US where most males are cut! in other countries only Jews and Muslims are cut for religios reasons
Vanessa says:
Sun, 4th Nov 20121:45 pm
Wrong. He is uncut (intact). You can see his foreskin in those pictures, pulled back. He is playing an American in this movie so obviously tried to pull back his foreskin as much as he could to look cut.
A.J. says:
Fri, 7th Dec 20121:53 am
I got most of them right by guessing the guys who seem more hypersexual or large egos have foreskin and the guys who seem more subdued/down to earth have no foreskin. I wonder if early development castration has any effect on the personality..
A.J. says:
Fri, 7th Dec 20121:55 am
Amen sister! I feel more sensuous when I'm with an uncircumcised guy. Although I got nothing against a cut guy either. Not their fault. But it'll snow in hell before I let some doctor cut up my child's precious flesh for no good reason.
Intactivist says:
Thu, 17th Jan 20133:01 pm
Glad to see so many good looking men were left whole! Hopefully their children were left intact too!
Educated says:
Tue, 22nd Jan 201311:43 am
Lol, such ignorance. Heath Ledger is NOT circed! You can tell from the picture, clearly!!! Also the one talking about the dirty film they saw Colin in, if he was arroused of course he looked circed. Bit of info for you, when whole men are arroused they look the same as a man who has been cut. Look it up and do some research. Colin has stated many times he ins't circed and that he thinks it's a horrific procedure. Look that up too.
Laura says:
Tue, 22nd Jan 20131:10 pm
I just wanted to commend you on not being ashamed. You rock.
Timbill says:
Tue, 22nd Jan 20139:04 pm
U had better take a closer look at Heath, he is obviously uncut!!
Forensicgirl says:
Mon, 4th Feb 20138:49 pm
The problem, Hannah, is that the term "uncircumcised" implies that circumcised is the natural state of a penis (it is not) and that any intact penis will eventually be circumcised. Intact *is* the correct term.
Melonie says:
Sun, 17th Mar 20136:55 pm
Only 35 percent of boys now are circ'd in the U.S. and thank God that number continues to fall!!! It's mutilitation.
matt says:
Mon, 25th Mar 201312:49 pm
Colin farrel is uncut! You can see his penis and balls at the same time in film "Alexander"!
matt says:
Mon, 25th Mar 201312:51 pm
Dave Annable is certainly cireced.But is he , really?
fielding says:
Tue, 28th May 201312:14 am
I completely agree!
pennyboy says:
Sun, 2nd Jun 20132:11 am
All males are born with turtlenecks and should stay that way.Nature doesn't make mistakes.Circumcision should only be done for medical reasons,real reasons not the"maybe this might prevent something"reasons many people come up with.Traditional social customs or old religious rituals are no excuse either.