17 Reasons Why Suri Cruise is Better Than You

Misa says:
Mon, 21st Nov 20119:42 pm 

I hate these "better than you" posts. Really! We get it! It was funny the first time, but now it is becoming bothersome. I'm not even sure if you're joking or being serious. You need a serious self esteem check.

Ally says:
Mon, 21st Nov 201110:58 pm 

This made me laugh. And Suri is adorable!

anna says:
Mon, 21st Nov 201111:43 pm 

Don't you think i's enough of those "better than you" articles? It's getting tiresome. Why not write articles promoting self respect, not detracting away from it?

LP says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20111:41 am 

Are some people seriously being uptight about this post? Suri is adorable and this just made me laugh!

Nicole says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20111:48 am 

And when she gets older and gets publicly criticized for everything she does, we'll see who's "better" than who. She's a cute kid, but she's definitely not better than me, or anyone for that matter. That's exactly what's wrong with society. Seems like no one can accept someone for who they are without saying something negative. This article is the reason why so many girls our age have self-esteem issues.

Ariana Romero says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20111:56 am 

Saying a five-year-old is Better Than You is funny and tongue in cheek! And I totally appreciate her amazing choices in lipstick, hair cuts and gummies.

anna says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20115:01 am 

Has anyone seen surisburnbook.tumblr.com? It's probably my favourite website.

LeeAnn says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20119:34 am 

Are you for real with this comment? This snarky post is the reason girls have self-esteem issues? Not magazine covers and photoshop? Okay, sure.

editor says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20119:34 am 

The only blog that I like more than CollegeCandy!

Laura says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 20119:55 am 

People need to chill out!
Suri is not the reason you ladies have self-esteem issues. This was a funny little post that I'm sure was not meant to destroy your fragile confidence.

leah says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 201111:48 am 

I think you people are taking a post a bit too seriously. It's a funny post.

Also, Suri is the most adorable child.

Nicole B says:
Tue, 22nd Nov 201110:29 pm 

This is hilarious! Obviously some people need to understand what a satire is! If you really think that anyone seriously believes that Suri is better than you because she is carried by her mom…you need to check yo self.

caate says:
Wed, 23rd Nov 20111:21 am 

This was mildly entertaining and all but this is just another celebrity kid that's going to eff up and I'm already annoyed hearing about her all the time.

Meg- University of Delaware says:
Wed, 23rd Nov 201110:39 am 

Me too, me too!

Jessica Goodenough says:
Wed, 23rd Nov 201110:52 am 

Lipstick on a 5 year old? Heels? The Cruises have reached new levels of crazy.

Donna says:
Thu, 24th Nov 201112:21 am 

Damn. She really IS better than me! Lol!!

Fashionista says:
Mon, 28th Nov 20117:23 am 

I am wearing earrings from Claire's as I read this! LOL Suri is adorable

Jane says:
Mon, 28th Nov 201111:13 am 

Yup, she's beautiful, gets carried around so wat? Did she make wat like million dollars? Actually we would b proud if a 5-year old walks. Well, I can c it's da other way around here. But yeah, she's cute and might be a BFF of mickey mouse and wateva……

Maura - Rider University says:
Tue, 6th Dec 201112:47 am 

Suri really is a gorgeous child, I can only imagine what a heart breaker she'll be when she's older.

Now I don't know how I feel about the heels and lipstick….rushing girls into the stereotypcial ideas of beauty too fast isn't good. As long as she can stay ignorant about what society expects a perfect female to look like, the better. And honestly she needs to know she is simply stunning without make up, I doubt the girl will ever need a sitch of it.

As for the heels….well I wish I was trained earlier! I'm 19 and I still can't walk in heels. Ugh.

tichelle says:
Tue, 6th Dec 20112:23 pm 

Ok, so am I the only person who think it's crazy that she is eating gummies in the shape of a penis. What happened to good ol' fashioned gummy bears? So thankful I don't have a daughter.

Angèle says:
Tue, 6th Dec 20118:35 pm 

My parents aren't crazies who hate each other.
BAM!!! I win!

MrsOgg says:
Thu, 15th Dec 201111:05 pm 

Thanks for making me laugh…I'm not sure why ppl are taking this so serious but, it's cute and made me giggle. Thanks!

sasja says:
Mon, 19th Dec 20119:57 am 

Your're so right , nobody finds that a odd thing too eat for a 5 year old?.Do they have too explain to suri the shape of the gummies ?… oh lord spare me .

roberto says:
Tue, 10th Jan 201212:04 pm 

Mother is a w…, daughter will be a w…….,father is a pimp, daughter will be a w…..

thejokerlovesyou says:
Tue, 31st Jan 20123:51 pm 

If people didn't take themselves so seriously, we wouldn't satire, Is she flipping someone?

Kari says:
Fri, 24th Feb 20123:21 pm 

I am wearing leggings as pants as I'm reading this….. she IS better than me…..LOL!!!!

Honor says:
Sun, 11th Mar 201212:04 pm 

Who ever cam rgb up with this better then you artile…so us all a favor stop kissing up their asses…nobody likes a suckup! Go do something with your fatself you turd!

San says:
Mon, 19th Mar 201211:10 pm 

Let her enjoy her life with her mom as much as she can. Enjoy every experience. It makes them both happy,will make great memories,and by the time Suri is a teenager she won't want to spend so much time with her Mom and those precious fun memories will be hard to obtain!!!!!

C A H says:
Fri, 30th Mar 201212:56 am 

The little girl is very unfortunate in the fact that Tom and Katie are her parents. In this pic she is obviously flipping someone off, and the comment about she is eating gummie PENIS’!! OMG! I guess that followers of Scientology don’t think it is important to teach their children morals and give them guidance in the proper way to act in public. What a shame!!

SHILOH says:
Sun, 1st Apr 20127:24 pm 

hahaaha true!!

Fiona says:
Thu, 5th Apr 20125:23 pm 

What's wrong with eating penis gummies? Might as well learn to put one in your mouth sooner or later! I just hope she doesn't turn out like the brainless Paris Hilton. I do think high heels on a 5 yr old is stupid though. Besides this post was meant to be funny for those who are horrified by red lipstick and gummy penises. jeez

seymore says:
Fri, 13th Apr 20122:13 am 

I don't have a crystal ball but I see BIG trouble in their future…Honestly, Suri will be horrified someday or… not? Which is…HORRIFYING! or maybe WHORE-IFYING…

Jenn says:
Fri, 13th Apr 20122:38 am 

Who is Suri?

somebunny says:
Sat, 14th Apr 20123:52 pm 

Suri Cruise. eww, her mom, eww, her dad, eww eww eww

Lucy says:
Tue, 17th Apr 20126:30 pm 

The writer of this article has a really creepy obsession with Suri Cruise.

sophia says:
Fri, 27th Apr 20129:51 pm 

she is a child for God sake, a beautiful little girl who is loved and spoiled. By the way, you are just a fat miserable lonely woman

Unha says:
Sat, 28th Apr 20128:03 pm 

Seymore and CAH’s children

Should be raped one say. #hope

You two deserve death and misery.

By the way Suri is strangely good looking.

Kimo Keola says:
Wed, 2nd May 20122:54 pm 

" NOBODY CARES " about these peoples' lives. Worry about the real world, and stop trying to live in theirs. Just because they've got money doesn't make them better, it makes them " OBNOXIOUS "

edie says:
Wed, 2nd May 20123:20 pm 

I can't believe I even read this article

Chantal says:
Fri, 18th May 20124:59 pm 

The only ones Suri is better than is her idiot, freaks for parents. Has Cruise completely forgotten his two other kids? Or are they considered “Supressive” ? Two nut jobs who should have never been allowed to pro-create. I truly feel sorry for Suri and the forgotten adopted “Supressive” children exposed to these two scientology freakazoids!