Archive for November, 2011

Dear America: Let us Actually Celebrate the Holidays!

Alright, here’s the deal: Target, Macy’s Inc., Gap Inc., Kohl’s Corp., Toys “R” Us Inc. and Best Buy Co. are all opening on Thanksgiving to boost sales. Target employees will have to start their shift at 11 pm, meaning in order to survive the Black Friday madness they have to sleep in the afternoon. They have to sleep to prepare for work instead of spending time with their families on a holiday that is about giving thanks for the things you love. Target employee Anthony Hardwick has started a petition, which has already gained over 37,000 signatures in protest of the change in holiday hours.

I say good for you, Mr. Hardwick! What is going on with the holiday craziness? I remember when the holidays were actually celebrated in the month that they fell. I used to go into stores in October and only see Halloween decorations, but in recent years it seems corporations are trying to fast forward everything all the time. I don’t want to see Christmas decorations in October! I don’t want to see cornucopias and turkeys until November 1. And I most certainly don’t want people to be forced to give up one of the most family oriented holidays for the sake of Christmas sales! Read More »


Candy Dish: Party Dress in the Front, Business Dress in the Back

Would you wear a mullet dress?

Celebs just want to have fun

Was Samantha the Kramer of ‘Sex and the City’?

Eva Mendes channels Amy Winehouse

Be thankful for Michael Fassbender

What does 200 calories actually look like?

Cute snowboot picks

Have relationship roles reversed?


8 Under $20: Structured Bags

Structured handbags are so chic right now – they put the polished finishing touch on any outfit, whether dressy or casual! When worn with an office-ready outfit, they look polished and businesslike. I also love the contrast of carrying a structured satchel with a casual, laid-back outfit such as jeans and a baggy sweater. This fall, why not switch out last summer’s slouchy hobo or bright tote bag for the more sophisticated look of a structured handbag?

Here are some great options for just $20 (or less) each! Read More »


Sex in the News: Would You Have Sex in Public?

While lately I’ve been discussing serious topics on Sex in the News, this week I’m dedicating the column to what I’m sure is on the mind of most horny university students right now. Your bags are all packed, you’re heading home to for turkey day, and you’re thinking about one thing: How the heck am I going to hookup with someone at my parents’ house?

Well, other Americans have the answer. According to a study done by AdamAndEve.com, 80 percent of people who have had sex in public have done the deed in a car. I’m banking on the idea university students home bound for the holidays are driving this percentage through the roof. Read More »


Tuffy Luv Is Creeped Out

Dear Tuffy Luv,

My roommate forced me to get an account on plentyoffish.com, where I actually met a really nice guy, Ryan.  We started talking and I found out that we went to the same high school, and graduated the same year (coincidence!).  We talked on Plenty of Fish for a few days and then I gave him my phone number (we did go to high school together, after all).

Everything was going GREAT and we really hit it off.  He’s Catholic, I’m Catholic. He’s a Republican, I’m a Republican.   He works construction, and he seems like a really nice person.  We have a lot in common and we remember each other from high school, kind of.

Here’s the PROBLEM. Every time we make plans to hangout, he ALWAYS backs out.  I mean I talk to the guy for at least an hour a day (texting, calling, Facebook, etc) and he won’t meet up.  He asked me out on a date once and I said sure and then we decided to meet at this concert we both wanted to go to. I told him to bring a friend, and I brought a friend…he never showed.

He always asks me out and asks me to hangout with him but then when we plan on meeting somewhere he stands me up or complains because he doesn’t want to meet my friends because it would be “awkward.”  YES of course it will be awkward at first, but have a few drinks, loosen up!

I think it would be awkward if we met just the two of us for the first time (since high school) without friends or at least alcohol present.  Am I wrong?  Should I meet him for lunch just the two of us, or should he just grow some BALLS and suck it up…meet my friends and ME?

I have a feeling that he might be the one…just from what we talk about and everything, but if we never meet, how can we have a relationship? Do I stop talking to him? On the other hand if I pass him up, I might regret it for the rest of my life. Opinion pleasee?!

-Stood up and Shot down.

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Candy Dish: Tech Candy

A brief history of the emoticon

I want custom headphones!

What country banned text message cussing?

Bye, bye Blackberry!

5 apps to make Black Friday shopping easier

Here’s why universities are buying porn domains

Save money and ditch your cable company!

Just 3 complaints about the state of music


In Our Makeup Bag: Clarins Instant Light Natural Lip Perfector

What It Is:
Clarins Instant Light Natural Lip Perfector

Why This Should Be in Your Bag:

I have a love/hate relationship with lip glosses. While I love the color and shimmer they impart, they are often too garish and suck the moisture right out of my lips.

Clarins is obviously one of my favorite brands and have come up with a genius solution to our problem. Instant Light Natural Lip Perfector is a lip “gel” packed with 3D microshimmer, designed to accentuate your lips and make them look naturally fuller. Read More »


How to Respond to Awkward Questions On Thanksgiving Break

Odds are that during Thanksgiving break, you’re going to be asked millions of questions that you DO NOT want to answer. From jobs to boyfriends, your family and friends are going to be curious about every part of your life.

We’ve prepared a guide for you to use when fielding those questions that you shouldn’t have to answer. We know what you want to say, and we are going to tell you what you should probably say instead…you know, to avoid even more awkwardness. Read More »


Maxim Says the Darndest Things: December Edition

This month, Maxim is ready to deck the halls in cool man gadgets, girls from England and France in their underpants and crazy sex tips that will make every single man look like a jolly blue-balled Santa Clause. Who’s ready to dig in??

In Maxim, the holidays call for stuffing her stocking with gifts she really wants to unwrap. Nope, contrary to popular belief — Maxim is not telling its readers to buy the ladies a real puppy, the entire set of Shatter O.P.I. nail polish and a life supply of sweet red wine (what we really want). Of course, Maxim turned Christmas into an opportunity to get kinky and ‘jingle her bells.’ By jingle her bells, they mean use nipple clamps, do the deed on moving objects like trains, play follow-the-porn and try new positions. Whatever Maxim, way to feed all the men out their false hopes about what women want in bed. My advice? Give her a glass of Riesling and turn on some old school Maroon 5. I’m sorry, but that totally gets ME all hot and bothered. Read More »


The Craziest Accessories to Keep You Warm This Winter [Photos]

As we all know I’m not winter fashion’s biggest fan. For proof review my thoughts on sweatpants and North Faces. But I digress… The key to staying warm in winter is always in the accessories, but these scarves, earmuffs, hats and gloves make me wonder maybe we’re all just better off freezing. Read More »