10 Signs You’re the Annoying Facebook Friend

December 4, 2011 2:00 pm     Posted in HaHa, Inline Gallery, Sidebar  Khalea - Howard University g+ page


By Khalea

Everyone has a love/hate relationship with Facebook. One day you’re cursing Zuckerberg for the barely existent privacy settings and the next day you’re praising him for those same lax settings. After all, it’s pretty hard to creep on your crush when you can’t find him on Facebook. How can love ever blossom if you don’t even know the last time he m-uploaded? But the worst thing about Facebook isn’t the privacy issues and it isn’t the fact your Grandma now has Farmville in her vocabulary. No, it’s those annoying people who dominate your newsfeed. And the worst thing is, they could be anyone. A frenemy, an old elementary school friend, your best friend or even (dun dun dun), YOU!

Scared? Read on and see if you are the annoying Facebook friend.

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    • 15 Comments on "10 Signs You’re the Annoying Facebook Friend"

    1. Joyce says:
      Sun, 4th Dec 20112:44 pm 

      Well, the best thing to do to avoid the person who comments on everyone's status is to not have a FB in the first place. There is a reason why privacy settings exist: since FB is public to anyone is not blocked in someone"s profile, there should not be any "a" and "b" conversations, but "a-z" conversations.

    2. princessmahina says:
      Sun, 4th Dec 20113:42 pm 

      Ha! Glad none of these apply to me (except the wall photo thing. I don't want to have a million albums, but I like posting random pictures I take throughout the year).
      http://textbooksandtofu.blogspot.com/

    3. Julie says:
      Mon, 5th Dec 20119:17 am 

      I HATE fake Facebook names. Not the ones that are made for grad school purposes, but more the ones that are like "princess" or "rockstar" as middle names.

    4. Lexi says:
      Tue, 6th Dec 20118:53 pm 

      OHH MY GOD. I thought it was only me who gets a little sad when no one likes my status update. Its always like those few people who get like freaking 100 likes and you have none. and that person could put something pointless or actually worth reading..either way they get a lot of likes. ewww. Maybe i will think about deactivating.

    5. Andy Mous says:
      Wed, 7th Dec 20119:45 pm 

      Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a bunch of moronic idiots. The website is tracking everything you do. You are all a bunch of sheep.

    6. Gil Thompson says:
      Wed, 7th Dec 20119:50 pm 

      I can't believe anyone is still wasting their time on Facebook. Do you people think any of that fake insanity will do anything for you in the real world? All Facebook does is give you a false sense of who you are, by making you think you actually have a life. None of these people you think are your friends give a crap about anyone else but themselves. Facebook is the most futile act of narcissism there is. Not only that, but the site is tracking everything you do, even when you aren't on Facebook. THEN you all take it with you on your smart phones and they track you when you aren't even at your computer. The tech companies are using you as a walking billboard for their useless garbage that does nothing, but take you away from reality and turns you into nothing more than a walking commercial who does what it's told and spends it's hard earned money on stuff it doesn't need. Way to go you idiots.

    7. Maura - Rider University says:
      Sun, 11th Dec 20119:49 pm 

      I don't have a Facebook, solves all these problems!

    8. @KeithFaherty says:
      Wed, 21st Dec 201111:21 pm 

      Mr. Feeny: "Mr. Matthews?"
      Eric: "Mr. Squirrels."
      Cory: "Eric?!"
      Eric: "Plays-with."

    9. natalie says:
      Thu, 26th Jan 201210:21 am 

      So…because you are not on facebook…you are not tracked? Right. Is facebook the "new conspiracy"? O.o
      The only way having a facebook is a big deal…is if you make it one….from either spectrum.
      Carry on.

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