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Sundays are for Procrastinating: Pop Stars in Their Primes

I used to be the biggest Britney fan. I had her plastered all over my walls, and I once tried so hard to lean her Crazy dance by watching Darrin’s Dance Grooves. I was happier than ever when she started to make her comeback after her visit to Psychotown, but it makes me sad that she’s not the same Britney. In her videos, she does minimal dancing and her moves look amateur.

Other pop stars have done the same thing. Remember when Justin TimberlakeĀ used to simultaneously sing, dance and make a whole audience of people have an orgasm? Jessica Simpson was once a cute, virginal girl, and now all anyone can focus on is her weight. And then there’s my second favorite popstar: Christina Aguilera. She used to break boundaries by dancing almost naked in a boxing ring, and now she’s helpingĀ  judge an American Idol knock-off.

So reminisce with me about the days when these people used to rule award shows and sell-out arenas in minutes.

  • Jessica ZaleskiCOLLEGECANDY Writer
    Jessica Zaleski is an entertainment and pop culture addict. She'll watch anything on TV and her day is made when there is a huge celeb scandal (That day when TomKat announced their divorce AND Adele announced she was pregnant was better than Jessica's birthday to her). Her favorite food is sandwiches, and cheese is a close second. She graduated from the University of Florida in 2012 and is currently living and working in New York City.