Awful Gift Alert: Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

December 5, 2011 5:00 pm     Posted in HaHa, Inline Gallery, WTF  Madeleine Coleman- Suffolk g+ page


By Madeleine Coleman

Every Christmas we find ourselves assaulted with uncomfortable gifts. Some gifts really can take the merry out of “Merry Christmas,” and these christmas-themed sex toys are no exception.  Looking for a way to break up with your boyfriend? Buy him a reindeer musical g-string. Or maybe you want to upset a family member by purchasing them a “I Rub My Duckie” Christmas-themed vibrator.

So many offensive options, what will you choose?

Check them out right here and let us know!

4 Comments on "Awful Gift Alert: Christmas-Themed Sex Toys"

  1. Bee says:
    Mon, 5th Dec 20115:19 pm 

    There's just something so creepy about sexualizing Christmas. Pretty sure the weirdest one is the Santa vibrator. Gross.

  2. Lily says:
    Tue, 6th Dec 20112:56 pm 

    ew, yes I agree. SO CREEPY! Can't anything be innocent anymore?

  3. Maura - Rider University says:
    Sun, 11th Dec 20119:35 pm 

    I like to think of the holiday season as magical and childlike, not dirty! Those are some toys I dont want to see under my tree.

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