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He Said/She Said: Thumbs Up For Handjobs?

Do handjobs have a place in the sex-lives of college students? Didn’t we leave those back in high school? Apparently not. Handjobs are still out there in the wild, though overshadowed by more risqué sexual acts. But is it time to resurrect the humble handjob? Certainly, there are benefits – handjobs are safe, arguably more pleasant than giving a blow job (hey, sometimes we just don’t feel like it), and they feel good! But that’s the problem isn’t it? A tried-and-true means to an end that offers little opportunity for variation…boring!

Like most girls, I tend to pass over handjobs as a solitary activity. Quite honestly, there’re other things I’d rather be doing between the sheets. I think there’s definitely a time and a place for handjobs, but I’d not make them my signature move. Oh alright, once every four weeks when my lady-bits are off limits I’ll quite happily take matters into my hands, as it were. But let’s face it – giving a hand job is not the most exciting exercise. Mindless fist-pumping and wondering when the hell he’s going to finish make for a very bored and impatient girl. It’s not like we’re getting much out of it, unless your bed-partner is obliging and reciprocates (preferably multiple times). Also, please be aware my forearms are not that well developed and I do get tired. Unlike some, I’ve not spent almost every day of my adolescence pumping an appendage while gazing lustily at Scarlett Johansson’s boobs (nothing wrong with that, I’m just sayin’).

Oh, perhaps I’m being too cynical – on the other hand, there’s something quite satisfying about getting a guy off that way. He’s literally in the palm of your hand, you have the control. Watching a guy get off like that can quite sexy, especially if you’re looking forward to him reciprocating. Speaking of which, Gentlemen! Return the damn favour! We love it. A little work with a finger or two can make a girl absolutely melt. More of that, please.

So. Hand jobs. They certainly have their place outside of high school. Perhaps not the most scintillating aspect of intercourse (for the giver at least), but a tried-and-true means to an end. A quick note on etiquette: Use lube if and when required. Gentlemen, communicate exactly what you want (you’re the expert, after all). And if the giver is getting tired, offer to take over or move on to something else.

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    1. samskisports says:

      funny

    2. Steph says:

      All guys always say they HATE handjobs, but when you say you're not having sex or giving them head they're always like FINE I'LL TAKE A HANDJOB. So they don't hate them as much as they say they do.

      1. mox19380 says:

        look most guys do hate hand jobs. Primarily because the girl doesn't seem at all into it and the guy just kind of lays there knowing that you're just waiting for it to be over…. I'd bet that if a girl did more than simply "pump" as the author wrote, and add some variation then you're guy may like it more.

        I prefer other activities with my girlfriend but certainly don't dislike a handy. But then she seems to enjoy it (or at least feign enjoyment) with light dirty talk, variation in speed, intensity and locale.

        All men will probably choose sex, either orally or vaginally, over a hand job, but TRUST ME guys simply like attention being given to their little guy as long as it doesn't seem like an arduous chore for the giver

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    4. Codylynn says:

      A tried-and-true means to an end that offers little opportunity for variation…boring!

    5. Ludi says:

      What? Most guys hate handjobs? You don't know what you're talking about. What you mean is you never got a good one. Millions of guys LOVE handjobs. Every girl/women should learn the skill. Nothing to lose and everything to gain. Cums in handy.

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