So I Guess I’m Taking Tim Tebow’s Virginity

December 13, 2011 3:30 pm     Posted in Reality  Jenni - Syracuse g+ page


By Jenni

Most guys get to college and lose their virginity faster than you can say “Mom, just leave already and stop reorganizing my shower caddy!” Let’s be honest, having a V-Card on top of a freshman ID card is social suicide. At least, according to all the guys who claimed to lose it their freshman year of high school (Can we all say together: yeah right!). But there are some guys that not only wait for the right girl, but they wait all the way to marriage. Like Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow is famous for two things. Being an amazing football player and being a virgin. I don’t watch football, nor do I watch Virgin Diaries and even I know that. So after hearing his name nonstop this week I decided it was time to take action and take his virginity.

But only on one condition. That enough people retweet the below:

And if we define enough as 13 retweets, then it’s official. I’m taking Tim Tebow’s virginity. Tim, the ball is in your court. Call me.

While we wait for Tim and I to set a date, here are some photos of my new beau:

Jenni had way too much fun creating this photo gallery. She also had way too much confidence in her virginity-taking skills because Tebow has yet to call. You can follow her on Twitter here @MayorJenni.

21 Comments on "So I Guess I’m Taking Tim Tebow’s Virginity"

  1. Lyssie says:
    Mon, 29th Nov 19997:00 pm 

    Well, I was raised like Tebow and I waited to have sex til I got married and so did my husband. We were never ever “sexually compatible” and my husband hit a point where he couldn’t take it anymore and he and I split up, he played with many many women and I was so depressed just working as an RN and watching our child. I will never EVER support anyone’s stupid decision to ‘wait for marriage.’ It is religious ignorance and can ruin people’s lives. You really never know if the person you are marrying actually deserves that gift of your virginity. I thought he did, but people always change. I’m finally happy after several tries with men, have an amazing sweet, horny boyfriend who enjoys my non-virginity very much!

  2. Maura - Rider University says:
    Tue, 13th Dec 20114:12 pm 

    Well, he's a virgin by choice and it's a religious choice, so we'll have to see how he feels about you taking matters into your own hands! Hahha

    I think that he's a handsome, successful football player who could have lost the v-card a long time ago so I like that he didn't let fame or money change his values.

  3. Ashley says:
    Tue, 13th Dec 20114:59 pm 

    Well who really knows if he's still a virgin. Remember when Britney Spears was a "virgin"?

  4. Katie Garrity - North Central College says:
    Tue, 13th Dec 20115:19 pm 

    Get it, girl. He's super fine.

  5. Dominique says:
    Tue, 13th Dec 20117:01 pm 

    Have some self-respect. Why would you want a man that would throw away his morals for you? This makes you look desperate, you are looking for a slutty guy … don't try to bring one of few good guys down!

  6. cmaglaughlin says:
    Tue, 13th Dec 20118:25 pm 

    He's too busy doing REAL "Missionary," work, rather than the fornicating kind. Women EVERYWHERE should celebrate his "saving himself" for his future bride, rather than being dumbed down to the next bed hoppin' bozo.

  7. princessmahina says:
    Wed, 14th Dec 201112:08 am 

    What's wrong with being a virgin? I'm one (by choice), and I don't get why there seems to be a stigma attached to it. Just because we're waiting for the right one/marriage doesn't mean we're freaks or that we don't have any other option.
    http://textbooksandtofu.blogspot.com/

  8. Kat says:
    Wed, 14th Dec 20111:11 am 

    Thank you! I love that he's a virgin. I think it's great that he has morals.

  9. Anon says:
    Wed, 14th Dec 20112:34 am 

    What is this article and the comments? Does it really matter if he's a virgin or not. Respect his choice/people's choice to have or not have sex. What is the big deal, honestly. And saying somebody has morals because they are a virgin…and non-virgins don't? Okay…

  10. Waste says:
    Wed, 14th Dec 20113:26 am 

    Blah blah blah who cares? Sex is so overrated. He will probably wait but marry a slut then get divorced and end up sleeping with a bunch of chicks anyway.

  11. Caitlin says:
    Wed, 14th Dec 20114:01 am 

    I think this was more meant as a joke about the fact that he's ridiculously attractive…

    It's like saying you want to sleep with Ryan Reynolds…

  12. Myles says:
    Thu, 15th Dec 20117:14 am 

    As a man I feel obligated to say Tim Tebow is most certainly not an "amazing" football player. He may be the most overrated athletes in the history of sports.

  13. Banana says:
    Mon, 9th Jan 201212:45 am 

    Are you even sure Tebow is really still a virgin? This site says he isn't… http://sexbullshit.com/2012/01/05/how-not-to-tebo…

  14. Natalie says:
    Sat, 14th Jan 201210:56 pm 

    If a man posted this article about a girl who claimed to be a virgin, the reactions would be much different. Just sayin!

  15. MOOOMOOO says:
    Wed, 18th Jan 201210:29 pm 

    So Not TRUE about about virginity and College. I was REALLY respected by guys because I had a sense of security NOT insecurity. You have to be really insecure to just Give yourself away to some guy that you hope will like you back. My husband, the same way. He was and still is an absolute cutie. Girls chased after him and he just didn’t go there with them. He is still awesome. Been married 32 and a half years and still going strong. Confidence is what TEBOW has. And I pray he still keep his integrity and courage. Not matter what he has done. He is NOT perfect just a guy who is trying to do right. Really sad when the media and people are so focused on some football player that is doing what is right and NOT getting in trouble with girls or the law. I say let him live his life. He seems like a great guy and will some day make a great husband and father for his family when he chooses that life.

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  17. guy says:
    Wed, 25th Jan 201211:32 pm 

    Sex, and virginity are so blown out of proportion its sickening. I was a virgin until I 22 and im a guy. Finally found an experienced and proceeded to have the longest and most intense sex I could imagine. We did everything a couple could do with normal anatomy. I can honestly say jerking off gets me theyre faster and atleast just as well. the aspect im missing is the emotional connection and intimicy with a lover. Ill be the first "bro" to say it. physical parts of sex are overrated. In fact part of me misses being a virgin as my imagination was alot more active.

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  19. E.N. says:
    Tue, 7th Feb 20124:32 pm 

    Your ignorance is amazing. I'm not trying to be rude, however, I'm tired of people acting like virginity is a disease.

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