Five Signs You’re a Facebook Stalker

December 16, 2011 4:30 pm     Posted in College, HaHa, Sidebar  Jessica Zaleski g+ page


By Jessica Zaleski

We are all guilty of Facebook stalking. All of us! And I’m going to tell you that I think that’s perfectly okay. Isn’t that what Facebook is for? The hard part about Facebook stalking is that you can never let people know that you do it or else you will be known as a creep (even though the people calling you a creep Facebook stalk as much as you do, if not more).

If you’re reading this and you’re in denial that you are a Grade-A Facebook stalker or you think you’re a Facebook stalker and just want it confirmed, check out these five signs that you are a certified NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE WE ALL DO IT.

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    • 9 Comments on "Five Signs You’re a Facebook Stalker"

    1. Katie Garrity - North Central College says:
      Fri, 16th Dec 20114:42 pm 

      Don't forget when you accidentally 'like' someone's photo or status that you haven't spoken to in 5 years/never even met and immediately hate yourself.

    2. Ash says:
      Fri, 16th Dec 20115:01 pm 

      Oh no, I've done all of these except one lol!

    3. Garnet – Columbia University says:
      Fri, 16th Dec 201111:08 pm 

      Oops, guilty. But I try to pretend to be surprised when somebody tells me something I already know because of Facebook!

    4. Maura - Rider University says:
      Sat, 17th Dec 201112:50 pm 

      Just another reason why I dont have a facebook…hahah but that doesn't mean I haven't done some stalking with my friends! It can be funny in moderation hahha

    5. Carolynasaurus says:
      Mon, 19th Dec 201112:55 am 

      Yeah, have to say I've done all of these, but to justify my own behavior, I have to believe this is the "healthy" kind of stalking, not the I-know-where-the-current-girlfriend-of-my-ex-boyfriend-gets-her-haircut kind.

    6. Danielle says:
      Fri, 20th Jan 20126:49 pm 

      That's the point of facebook. It's called social networking for a reason.

    7. CRCoffin88Redo says:
      Sat, 18th Feb 20125:43 pm 

      Which one haven't you done?

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