Five Signs You’re a Facebook Stalker

We are all guilty of Facebook stalking. All of us! And I’m going to tell you that I think that’s perfectly okay. Isn’t that what Facebook is for? The hard part about Facebook stalking is that you can never let people know that you do it or else you will be known as a creep (even though the people calling you a creep Facebook stalk as much as you do, if not more).

If you’re reading this and you’re in denial that you are a Grade-A Facebook stalker or you think you’re a Facebook stalker and just want it confirmed, check out these five signs that you are a certified NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE WE ALL DO IT.



  1. Katie Garrity - North Central College says:

    Don't forget when you accidentally 'like' someone's photo or status that you haven't spoken to in 5 years/never even met and immediately hate yourself.

  2. Ash says:

    Oh no, I've done all of these except one lol!

    1. CRCoffin88Redo says:

      Which one haven't you done?

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  4. Garnet – Columbia University says:

    Oops, guilty. But I try to pretend to be surprised when somebody tells me something I already know because of Facebook!

  5. Maura - Rider University says:

    Just another reason why I dont have a facebook…hahah but that doesn't mean I haven't done some stalking with my friends! It can be funny in moderation hahha

  6. Yeah, have to say I've done all of these, but to justify my own behavior, I have to believe this is the "healthy" kind of stalking, not the I-know-where-the-current-girlfriend-of-my-ex-boyfriend-gets-her-haircut kind.

  7. Danielle says:

    That's the point of facebook. It's called social networking for a reason.

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