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Vodka Flavors that Will Make You Puke

When I go to a bar, my go-to cocktail is a vodka cranberry. PLAIN vodka with cranberry juice. Well lately there has been an “odd” vodka trend. I was fine when I saw Mango vodka, Raspberry vodka, and Grape vodka on shelves. Those could make some tasty mixed drinks. However, these vodkas are gross. I don’t know how anyone could drink bacon vodka or root beer vodka.

Get ready to puke because these vodka flavors are weird.

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    1. Erin says:

      I get a stomachache just looking at the names. How can anyone drink that??

    2. meu says:

      Actually flavoring vodka with bison grass is traditional and 100% natural, so I wouldn't put it in the same list as cotton candy flavor. It's a popular vodka in Europe. Very tasty, but absolutely not weird.

      1. anne says:

        grasovka is pretty amazing and meant to be drank on ice not in a "taste like anything besides alcohol" kinda way.

    3. Abby says:

      Pinnacle Whipped is actually really good! It doesn't really taste like whipped cream…it just has a sweetish flavor to it.

    4. Bee says:

      Guess you'd be really grossed out by the shots that "represent" breakfast. Hint: One of the shots is bacon vodka and another is supposed to be french toast.😛

    5. Kaitlin says:

      The cake vodka is good! It sounds weird but its SO sweet its good mixed with Sprite/7-Up.

      1. Maura - Rider University says:

        Sprite? Really? I'll have to give that a shot but it does sound weird hahha

    6. Dae says:

      The cake vodka, whipped and chocolate whipped are actually very good. Mix them with the right thing & they taste like juice.

      1. Maura - Rider University says:

        Pinnacle makes some good stuff, and whipped and cranberry taste delish.

    7. Maura - Rider University says:

      Bacon? Tomato? Salmon? Vom!

    8. Caitlin-University of Alabama says:

      Whipped cream and cake vodka are delicious! I've been mixing mine with cream soda, it's so good. The root beer vodka is pretty tasty too. But I'll say no to salmon and bacon, ew.

    9. Adelyn says:

      Cake vodka is deliciousssss

    10. JJH says:

      Um, tomato actually makes perfect sense for bloody marys and I can see the espresso vodka also being a good mixer. As another poster mentioned, "bison grass vodka" is made in Europe (Poland specifically, is where it is traditionally made I believe) and is incredibly popular, especially mixed with apple juice to diffuse some of the herbal notes. In America you also cannot purchase vodka made with real bison grass, it contains a toxic substance and was banned, although you would be dead from alcohol poisoning long before the levels of the toxin in the vodka killed you. The stuff you get here is a chemical approximation of the flavor, and the original, should you get the chance to try it, is quite tasty.

    11. college says:

      ew to salmon, bacon, && tomato. i had the bison grass vodka eww nasty. and the cotton candy one is gross tooo. i like pinnacle whipped and cake those are good. i the expresso vodka sounds good to me. i just depends on what you like haha

    12. kiki says:

      the peppar one can also be used for a spicy bloody mary

    13. kiki says:

      s p i c y ? ^^^^

    14. Lauren says:

      I LOVE whipped cream, cake, and rootbeer vodka. Actually you can make a rootbeer float shot and it's delicious. I love mixing the cake with a milkshake or with whipped cream. Even cake by itself is delicious! Don't knock it til you've tried it!

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    18. Sabrina says:

      for the most part, these drinks make perfect sense. just because you wouldn't order them by using their flavor names ("vodka cranberry please") doesn't mean you wouldn't order them at a bar.
      bloody marys can be made EXTRA strong with pepper vodka or tomato vodka .
      dreamcicles and spiked creamsodas/root beer floats are made with cake/rootbeer vodka and all these drinks are super popular at the bar that i work.

    19. Maria says:

      This is a TERRIBLE article. Thanks for wasting my time you suck.

    20. Maria says:

      and by the way, the bacon, tomato and pepper ones are used in bloody marys. use your head

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    30. Pam says:

      I've tried the whipped cream one, the cake one, and the cotton candy one. All of them are quite pleasant actually.

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