Confessions of a Cat Lady
This weekend, I almost skipped the birthday party I was throwing for myself. Why? I just happened to adopt a kitten that morning. Before you congratulate me on being an amazing person and giving a homeless cat a good home, know that I already have a one-year-old cat I got free from Craigslist last October.
I’m a 21-year-old college student who should be living in an apartment with my besties and taking tequila shots instead of studying for exams. Instead, I’m a 21-year-old college student who lives alone (take note, killers) with my two cats who both enjoy shot-sized portions of tuna fish.
But who cares? Who cares that sometimes my apartment smells like cat litter and makes me want to puke? Who cares that I have mild cat allergies and probably shouldn’t have TWO cats to aggravate those allergies? It’s all worth it because cats are SO cute and cuddly.
Plus, a lot of cool celebrities have cats. Being a cat lover isn’t just for old, single women who have never been satisfied in their relationships because men as companions don’t compare to cats as companions. Katy Perry has THREE cats, she’s married, and the whole world thinks she’s hot.
So, I’m going to own my cat lady status. So what if I spend more money on flea medicine than I do on alcohol. Take a look at these pictures of cute kittens and tell me I’m crazy.