Drew Brees Breaking Records and Getting His Balls Rubbed

By Candy

Drew Brees, quarterback for the New Orleans Saints, broke Dan Marino’s single-season yardage record last night. Do I have any idea what this means? Of course not. But apparently it’s a pretty big deal. While those around me have been carrying on about yards, passes and interceptions, I’ve been busy gathering intel on the surprisingly-quite-attractive Mr. Brees. He’s totally crush-worthy and the fact that he has a wife is really only secondary to the fact that I want to do dirty things to him. (Just sayin’.)

In addition to being allergic to wheat and dairy — thanks Google — he loves getting his balls rubbed down. Wait, what? Yup, he said it on national television. I’m not here to judge, just dish out the news. Take in that clip, as well some swoon-worthy pics, and improve your day instantly.