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Archive for December, 2011

A**Hole of Bel Air?
Latest goss on 90s Nostalgia Street is that Will Smith is something of an ass. We kinda already knew that he’s a little full of himself, but did you ever think it came from a bad place? This is the guy who saved the world in Independence Day! The man who helped others find love in Hitch! This is the effing Fresh Prince!! But alas, Auntie Viv has spoken out.
30 of the Most Incredible Brunch Photos
The number one reason I’m a lover of weekend livin’ is not entirely dedicated to sleeping in, vegging out, and having a few beers without worrying about what time I have to wake up the next morning. I love the weekend for one thing, and one thing only: brunch.

The Most Amazing Penises Ever
Have you ever sat and pondered the greatest penises in history? No? Really? Well, I guess that’s what you have CollegeCandy here for. To answer those not-so-burning-but-still-kinda-curious questions. Since you asked (not really), we’d love to share the following with you.
Who is Kate Upton and Why Does My Boyfriend Love Her?
Ladies, I think it’s time we learned as much as possible about Ms. Upton, relationship terrorist. Arm yourselves with knowledge and an even fiercer, lacier, whore-ier set of underwear. Our friends at COEDMagazine, who were some of the first guys to drink the Kate Kool-Aid, did us the favor of recapping her finer moments of 2011. Take heed.
Candy Dish: Keeping Her Poker Face
•Was Lady Gaga a nightmare to work for?
•Even the silver fox gets a little nervous
•Capitol Glam for Hunger Games
•Whatever you do, don’t kiss like this
•Lourdes channels her Material girl momma
•Why you should try online dating
The Worst Movie Titles of All-Time
We’ve all been in one of those situations where you find yourself sitting with a group of friends, heatedly arguing over the most random topic. Adam Sandler’s best version of the Chanukah song. Which Care Bear would win in a Care Bear stare contest. If Demi Moore had a knee-lift or if she’s simply the receiver of fabulous photo-shopping.
7 Common Misconceptions about Kwanzaa
Habari Gani – what’s the news – about Kwanzaa? Truthfully, the week-long holiday doesn’t get as much shine in the public eye as its December counterparts. The first Kwanzaa holiday film was produced in 2009, there are only two USPS stamps in existence and the White House didn’t even celebrate it last year! If you have your doubts about the harvest celebration, read on to see what’s true…and what’s false…

Sh*t Girls Say: You’re the WORST
In a mix of “funny because it’s true” and “funny because that’s totally a dude pretending to be a girl and I’m immature enough to still giggle over that alone,” the Sh*t Girls Say YouTube series has been a pretty significant success. I’ve been eagerly awaiting a third installment, but kinda would have liked to have waited a little longer.
3 Things to do Instead of Going Out on New Year’s Eve
Let me just state the obvious to start off — New Year’s Eve is overrated. So why not just stay home for a cozy night in? You’ll save tons of money that would either be spent on a ridiculously expensive cover charge or an overpriced little black dress. This New Year’s Eve, I will be staying in instead of walking around the bitterly cold streets of Chicago in a mini skirt and platforms, and I could not be happier about it.
The Top 10 Dude’s Lists of 2011
Completely self-generated and always plunging over the cliff of controversial material, the Dude’s List has gone on to become a must-read on CollegeCandy.com and that’s got everything to do with you. Let’s take a look back and bask at 10 of the best Dude’s Lists this year.
True Story: I’m the Slutty Friend
Yeah, I’ll admit it. Relative to the other women in my circle of college friends, I’m who people would call “the slutty one” because I’ve been with the most number of men. I don’t mind making out with a random stranger for fun and I’ll stay the night at his place if I’m looking for a change of atmosphere. Yes, I’m a slut.
Everything You Missed While You Were Celebrating Christmas
• Maria Shriver might be clinically insane, as evidenced by the fact that she no longer wants to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, did she see the pictures of his mistress?
• Santa rescued passengers from a fiery car wreck in Texas. Said afterward, “There will be no nuts roasting over an open fire this Christmas!”
The Best Workouts from 2011 That You Need to Try in 2012
As you begin to scribble down “go to the gym everyday” on your New Year’s Resolutions list, let me help you with my list of favorite Body Blog workouts of all time – ease into the program and let’s get ready for that summer time bikini body! What? Too early for summer? Okay fine…
Happy Hanukkah to the Hottest Jewish Celebrities! [Photos]
Now that Christmas is over and I’m making lists of things to keep, things to return and things to regift, I realized that Hanukkah is still going strong. I got to wondering what all my favorite holy Hollywood hotties are doing in the midst of their Hanukkah celebrations.
The Best Top Ten Lists You Read This Year
While we’re looking back at all the wonderful moments (and the not so wonderful ones, i.e. that time you threw up in your new boyfriend’s bed) here are a few articles that made my year just a smidgen better. I know for a fact after reading them you’ll feel ten thousand times better about all of your not-so-great moments of 2011.
CollegeCandy Wants to Invite YOU to Pinterest
When we told you last week that we had a Pinterest account, a lot of you responded that you wanted — nay, needed — an invite to the site. Like, for real, your one and only Christmas wish was to gain membership. CollegeCandy is all about making dreams come true, so we thought we’d offer up Pinterest invites to five lucky readers.