Have you ever sat and pondered the greatest penises in history? No? Really? Well, I guess that’s what you have CollegeCandy here for. To answer those not-so-burning-but-still-kinda-curious questions. Since you asked (not really), we’d love to share the following with you. Our friends over at The Frisky did a little digging and found the Top 10 Most Amazing Penises. Of all time. Seriously.

We don’t want to spoil all the fun, but just be sure to look out for Juan Baptista dos Santos. Can you say baller?

No relationship is perfect. We all fight our own battles — whether your boyfriend forgets to pick you up from swim practice, doesn’t notice your new haircut or simply doesn’t want to get drunk and make out 24/7 (haha, yeah right). Most of these issues are navigable, however. You talk it out, forgive and forget.

But what happens when the “battle” at hand is a 5’10 blonde bombshell named Kate Upton and she’s taking up 100% of your BF’s attention? Who is this b*tch? Does she ever put clothes on? No, seriously, I think she goes grocery shopping in a thong and push-up. Clean up on aisle five, droolfest.

Ladies, I think it’s time we learned as much as possible about Ms. Upton, relationship terrorist. Arm yourselves with knowledge and an even fiercer, lacier, whore-ier set of underwear. Our friends at COEDMagazine, who were some of the first guys to drink the Kate Kool-Aid, did us the favor of recapping her finer moments of 2011. Take heed.

Was Lady Gaga a nightmare to work for?

Even the silver fox gets a little nervous

Capitol Glam for Hunger Games

Whatever you do, don’t kiss like this

Lourdes channels her Material girl momma

Why you should try online dating

Get Lilo’s ferosh classy get-up

The WORST thing you can do the day after Christmas

Blame it on the booty call

We’ve all been in one of those situations where you find yourself sitting with a group of friends, heatedly arguing over the most random topic. Adam Sandler’s best version of the Chanukah song. Which Care Bear would win in a Care Bear stare contest. If Demi Moore had a knee-lift or if she’s simply the receiver of fabulous photo-shopping. While we can’t help you get to the bottom of those debates, we can prepare you for one you will undoubtedly have in the future: The Worst Movie Titles in History.

Take a trip down memory lane as you see some of your childhood favorites (Operation Dumbo Drop!) and a few other you never even knew existed (Chopping Mall?).

Habari Gani – what’s the news – about Kwanzaa? Truthfully, the week-long holiday doesn’t get as much shine in the public eye as its December counterparts. The first Kwanzaa holiday film was produced in 2009, there are only two USPS stamps in existence and the White House didn’t even celebrate it last year! If you have your doubts about the harvest celebration, read on to see what’s true…and what’s false:

1. It’s been around for a while

Not so much. Kwanzaa was created in 1966, right before the height of the Black Power movement and during the heart of Pan-Africanism.

2. It originated in Africa

Though the celebration has African roots, Kwanzaa was created in the United States – California to be exact. Kwanzaa creator Maulana Karenga was an Africana Studies professor at California State University, Long Beach at the time. Read More »

In a mix of “funny because it’s true” and “funny because that’s totally a dude pretending to be a girl and I’m immature enough to still giggle over that alone,” the Sh*t Girls Say YouTube series has been a pretty significant success. I’ve been eagerly awaiting a third installment, but kinda would have liked to have waited a little longer. Not sure what I mean? Just watch the latest episode below. It’s just not good. Is Sh*t Girls Say becoming one of those things that burns fast and hard, but dies out early? Say it ain’t so!

Let me know your take on the sitch below. Maybe I’m still just sensitive after spending 48 hours with extended family members all up in my biz. I could be overreacting. But I don’t think so. Read More »

Let me just state the obvious to start off — New Year’s Eve is overrated. Everyone always gets stressed out and anxiety-ridden making plans and picking outfits for a holiday that is usually a let down anyway. With Hollywood setting up unrealistic expectations for what a New Year’s Eve kiss should really be like, we wake up on January 1^st with a hangover and blurry memories of a sloppy makeout session we had with a stranger.

So why not just stay home for a cozy night in? You’ll save tons of money that would either be spent on a ridiculously expensive cover charge or an overpriced little black dress. This New Year’s Eve, I will be staying in instead of walking around the bitterly cold streets of Chicago in a mini skirt and platforms, and I could not be happier about it. There are tons of ways to stay in and still have fun on New Year’s, and here are just a few.

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2011 will go down in the annals of Dudedom, more than anything else, for the birth of the Dude’s List. Originally meant to be a one-time post, you folks just wouldn’t let me stop churning out these zany Top 11-16 lists every two weeks. And I can’t thank you enough for it! Completely self-generated and always plunging over the cliff of controversial material, the Dude’s List has gone on to become a must-read on CollegeCandy.com and that’s got everything to do with you. Let’s take a look back and bask at 10 of the best Dude’s Lists this year. Read More »

Yeah, I’ll admit it. Relative to the other women in my circle of college friends, I’m who people would call “the slutty one” because I’ve been with the most number of men. I don’t mind making out with a random stranger for fun and I’ll stay the night at his place if I’m looking for a change of atmosphere. Yes, I’m a slut. What’s wrong with that?!

I used to attach a negative connotation to the word “slut” when I first came to college. I looked down on girls who were dressing provocatively every night and sleeping with guys they barely knew. I thought they were shallow and empty and searching for fulfillment in boys who suddenly kinda thought they were attractive. I was never friends with them. I criticized them. And I felt really sorry for them from afar.

But as the semesters flew by, I learned a lot about myself. I realized that I like making out. And that I like having sex. I happen to like dresses with deep necklines and short hemlines and I happen to like how I look in said dresses. I think you’ll agree that there’s nothing wrong with any of these things, and there’s nothing wrong with putting all of these things together and liking that combination. Read More »

• Maria Shriver might be clinically insane, as evidenced by the fact that she no longer wants to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, did she see the pictures of his mistress?

• Santa rescued passengers from a fiery car wreck in Texas. Said afterward, “There will be no nuts roasting over an open fire this Christmas!”

• Matthew McConaughey proposed to longtime girlfriend and baby mama Camila Alves. In other news: no one proposed to me.

• Good news for those of you who love Game of Thrones: GoT director Alan Taylor was chosen to direct Thor 2.

• Cheryl Burke has some tips to beat the holiday weight gain. Eh, we’ll listen.

• It was a sad Christmas for the Osbournes, who lost their beloved dog, Martin. RIP little dude. May you finally be able to get a little peace and quiet.

• Lady Gaga’s assistant is suing because she was asked to keep the star on schedule, wake her up and make sure she had a towel available after her showers. What part of “assistant” did this girl not understand?

• Oh well, at least Gaga released a new, somewhat impromptu song for Christmas.

• The Little Couple have a very big Christmas tree. Let’s hope tomorrow’s headline isn’t that it fell on them while they tried to take it down.