The Internet is Your Dream Boyfriend

By Katie G.

After a recent chat with CC Editor Alex, we came to the conclusion that the Internet is basically the ideal man. Before you think we’re crazy, hear us out! We were talking about how amazingly useful the Internet is, just like a good BF is meant to be. And I know this is a “no duh!” kind of statement, but it’s true! We continued talking about how the Internet is the ultimate boyfriend and actually thought there might be something to this crazy concept. It’s (he’s) filled with everything and anything you could ever possibly want. It’s the ultimate tool for life! It (he) never talks back, it (he) doesn’t judge you and your Google searches, it (he) lets you vent and write in an online diary and those secrets are always kept safe!

So in lieu of our recent convo, I decided to come up with a bunch of reasons why my relationship with the Internet is the best I have ever been in. (Sorry ex-boyfriends of my life, but not really.)

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• Uhh.. Rhianna Likes Attention
• Are You Being Too Easy?
• What Does Your Favorite Sex Position Say About You?
• Heavier Blogger Poses as A&F Model

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BEST OF THE WEB

• Uhh.. Rhianna Likes Attention
• Are You Being Too Easy?
• What Does Your Favorite Sex Position Say About You?
• Heavier Blogger Poses as A&F Model

Katie is finishing up her undergrad at North Central College in Naperville, Illinois. She enjoys wasting hours on Facebook and tweeting things no one cares about. When asked the question, “Do you do marathons?” She promptly responds, “Of course! Which show?” Follow her @KatieGarrity!

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