All Men Are Dogs!

By Garnet Henderson – Columbia U

All men are dogs. No, no, this is not an I’m-a-single-girl-who-hates-men post. Actually, I like guys. A lot. Maybe too much? And I like dogs, too! So hear me out.

The 2012 Westminster Dog Show led us here at CC to a revelation. There are lots of different types of men. And they’re just like dog breeds! There are cute ones, big ones, little ones, silly ones, hairy ones, and mean ones. Boyfriend? Who needs one, when you can get a dog that will be just like any guy you could want. Don’t believe us? Check out these precious pooches and tell me they don’t sorta remind you of someone…

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Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

[Lead image via Felix Mizioznikov/Shutterstock]