Khloe and Lamar’s Sex Swing Was Just the Beginning

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Have you heard about the sex swing mishap on this season of “Khloe & Lamar”? For those who don’t know, Khloe sets up a “sex swing” for herself and hubby Lamar to use. And then proceeds to fall out of it as they’re about to use it. But how do I know this, you ask? I couldn’t possibly have seen them try to use a sex swing in the privacy of their own bedroom, you say. Um, wrong. Because there is a camera in the bedroom. Complete with night vision. It’s like Kim’s sex tape, but higher quality! And with amateur acrobatics!

And the weirdness doesn’t end there. After her sex swing fail (Side note: are sex swings a thing now?), Khloe converts a spare bedroom into a “sex chamber of love.” And Lamar is so not into it. He totally shoots her down. But then he motorboats her. Uh, consolation prize? Yeah, I’m just as confused as you are.

The Kardashians have become serious over-sharers. I mean, I know that they built their empire on over-sharing, but still. Cameras in the bedroom? That’s just tacky. Not to mention shameless. We don’t need to see that.

I have a feeling this isn’t the last we’re going to see of Khloe and Lamar’s bedroom antics. Their sex life seems to be a big theme for the upcoming season. Here are a few more really awkward things we can expect from Khloe and Lamar over the next few weeks.

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