6 Things Usher Probably Got Justin for His 18th Birthday

By Katie G.

The day has come! Justin Bieber has turned 18, ladies! He is legal! Pop the sparkling soda and celebrate because today is the day you no longer have to feel weird and ashamed for being sexually attracted to a tween music sensation! Now that you can finally be secure in your love for The Biebs, I think it’s safe to say we’re all wondering what exactly Justin is going to get for his birthday now that he’s legal.

Since Usher discovered/manufactured/created Justin in a laboratory somewhere, I think more than anything, we want to know what he’ll get Justin to celebrate “becoming a man.” (I don’t know if I will ever think of Justin as a man, but that’s just my 23 year-old self talking.) Most of my ideas are pretty out there and unrealistic (even for two of the richest people in Hollywood), but I couldn’t help but let my mind wander when contemplating what Daddy Usher could have gotten for Justin. Let’s take a gander, shall we?

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